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- Mar 19 by g8sushmaI knew you would show up on your day off, now go home.
- Mar 19 by InformaticsRN.MA(Sniff) Oh, I see you're back from your "non-smoking" break.
- Mar 19 by InformaticsRN.MAThe Joint Commission is here! If you don't start smiling soon, we're going to have to throw you in the laundry room with all the broken equipment!!
- Mar 19 by RayT"Oh.. what did I have for lunch? Minestrone of stools with a side dish of wet fart smeared all over my face"
- Mar 19 by timmedicoHah...your shirt won't be white by the end of the shift.
- Mar 19 by chudderNew policy: white scrubs for the two nurses who have gone the longest without a code brown!
- Mar 19 by tnguy31I got the same clothes as you! Who's the nurse now?
- Mar 20 by Blue RosesFemale RN: Mr. Jones, I was wondering where are your pants?
Male patient: Umm, oops
- Mar 20 by tyvinActually; it was 0.5 mg of morphine not 5...