March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 12

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. Caption Contest... Read More

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    I knew you would show up on your day off, now go home.

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    (Sniff) Oh, I see you're back from your "non-smoking" break.
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    The Joint Commission is here! If you don't start smiling soon, we're going to have to throw you in the laundry room with all the broken equipment!!
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    "Oh.. what did I have for lunch? Minestrone of stools with a side dish of wet fart smeared all over my face"
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    Hah...your shirt won't be white by the end of the shift.
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    New policy: white scrubs for the two nurses who have gone the longest without a code brown!
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    I got the same clothes as you! Who's the nurse now?
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    Look at the bright side, Jim. We can now hide from the annoying family members in the linen closets. We'll blend right in, like camouflage!
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    Female RN: Mr. Jones, I was wondering where are your pants?
    Male patient: Umm, oops
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    Actually; it was 0.5 mg of morphine not 5...

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