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March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100! - page 12

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100! Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish. ... Read More

  1. Visit  Lana777 profile page
    In order to do your complete physical assessment I have to ask you one semi-private questions, if I may: did you eyes popped out soon after seeing me or seeing any particular part of me?. For your complete recovery, you do not have the right to remain silent.
  2. Visit  Lana777 profile page
    Sorry, Doc for wearing the red lipstick, I did not mean to make your eye pop out. It was an innocent mistake, but I will take your reaction as a complement.
  3. Visit  Lana777 profile page
    To work or not to work, that is the question!
  4. Visit  Lana777 profile page
    Charlie, we have so much in common: your eyes and my mouth are fully open. Let's keep it this way.
  5. Visit  michtolallie profile page
    Doctor, you forgot to give the patient informed consent again!!!
  6. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    This goes WAY beyond rock, paper, scissors my friend!!
  7. Visit  VidaUrbana profile page
    ...Nurses are fashion rebels John.. we wear white after Labor day...
  8. Visit  FranEMTnurse profile page
    Listen Charlie, we used to wear whites. And although I miss my scrubs, it looks like we're going to have to get used to wearing whites again. The economy is bad, and we can't afford to lose our jobs if you know what I mean.
  9. Visit  0su88 profile page
    The patient won't drink the barium sulfate until you do first.
  10. Visit  tyvin profile page
    "Relax...there wasn't anything worth seeing when your zipper was down."
  11. Visit  rikkileigh1815 profile page
    How many times must we go over this Mr.Whitit you can not play doctor here......if you want to use your imagination........crafts are at 3o` the recreation room.
  12. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    Whoever told you that you would not get your scrubs dirty was mistaken!
  13. Visit  jadelpn profile page
    It's a dirty job, but someone has got to do it!!