March 2013 Caption Contest: Win $100!

[Joe V]

Participate in our March 2013 Caption Contest and win $100!

Good afternoon nurses. Your mission is to provide a caption to the cartoon below. You may submit as many captions as you wish.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the prize money and fame, your caption must be posted here in this thread on allnurses.com.

After the time period is up, we will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Join allnurses.com! It's Free!

Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE: We have chosen the top 8 captions.

Vote for your favorite - March 2013 Top 8 Captions - Select Winning Caption

UPDATE: Congratulations!

and the winner is natnat122 ... the cartoon may be viewed at I don't want a male nurse! - Cartoon Contest Winner

[Mintygeezer]

"No way Doc, YOU left the lens cap on the camera, YOU can go up there and get it back!"

[mschyckrn]

Yes sir, that's correct, it'll probably never work again....

[mschyckrn]

I understand Doc, however, the order for a daily bed bath cannot be used for you!

[mschyckrn]

I'm sure those boxers aren't the best to wear with all white scrub pants...

[mschyckrn]

That brown stain matches your eyes perfectly, do I look like I would lie to you?

[mschyckrn]

Nooooo, your nose looks perfect. Your surgeons did an excellent job....

[Kendel.G]

I know I miss my Betty boop scrubs too

[P_RN, ADN, RN]

OK Charlie stop thinking about your dream date last night. We all can see you were "thrilled and excited." Go splash some cold water, and come back and start your meds, beds and imagine you are a Nurse today. Remember IMAGINE...NURSE...OK?

[auntiedebe]

And then the doctor said...

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

Do you want to do the soap suds enema, or shall I.....

[jadelpn, LPN, EMT-B]

I just got report. Let's just say this is NOT the day for us to be wearing white...

[jmonaha1]

"I'm sorry, but I have to go home! You'll actually have to work today!"