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[NeoPediRN]

I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

[Hygiene Queen]

You guys are outta control:

CGA

FCS

Weenrhelpr

Just. Stop. Just. Stop. Just. Stop.

But I love it.

[llg, PhD, RN]

_____________, did anyone ever experience something like this ?

No. You are the only one. That means there is something inherently deficient about you.

(Thank you Old.Timer. I've ALWAYS wanted to write that as a response to such a thread. You gave me the chance.)

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

Hey, guys. Seriously... just heard Phoenix is now offering a combined CGA / FCS online degree program.

Total program cost is only $33K, if you go the pre-paid route.

Now that's a bargain!

[Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN]

Hey, guys. Seriously... just heard Phoenix is now offering a combined CGA / FCS online degree program.

Total program cost is only $33K, if you go the pre-paid route.

Now that's a bargain!

I have 2.75 credits from Farthole County Community College & Lawnmower Repair School. They'll take them, right? I paid good money for those!

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

I have 2.75 credits from Farthole County Community College & Lawnmower Repair School. They'll take them, right? I paid good money for those!

Those credits from FCCCLRS are acceptable if you test out of the pre-admit eval and clinical for Phoenix's equivalent course.

Good luck and do keep us posted!

[Havin' A Party!, ASN, RN]

No. You are the only one. That means there is something inherently deficient about you...

Yeah... she's fat and ugly!

[NeedchangeofPace]

I have 2.75 credits from Farthole County Community College & Lawnmower Repair School. They'll take them, right? I paid good money for those!

Wow 2.75 credits? was that on the 5 year program?? I wanna go!

[Penelope_Pitstop, BSN, RN]

Wow 2.75 credits? was that on the 5 year program?? I wanna go!

Um, well, I did a little bit (just a little bit!) of time in the women's prison near there and classes are offered at a pro-rated fee for the number of license plates made by each inmate.

Thank goodness for the automatic appeals system, or I wouldn't be able to realize my dream as a nurse! Oh, that and and unfortunate accident involving a cut brake line and the state's key witness...

My record won't affect my licensing as a nurse, right?

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

What we really need is a FCS. Fecal Containment Specialist. That would be a specific healthcare personel to take care of all the *gasp* poo that we would otherwise come in contact with.

I will take this proposal to my VP tomorrow. I will write up all the policies and procedures to be followed and also include a new spreadsheet to chart whether or not the poo:

1. Sank or floated

2. Was brown, grey, tan, or green (I think check boxes would be ok here)

3. Was explosive, or 'needed coaxing' from our friend Dulcolax

4. Was stinky (I think I will take the 'smiley face' scale that we use for rating pain in order to rate the stinkiness of the poo

What do you guys think? I am ALL for more paperwork, cause we should chart EVERYTHING on a separate sheet of paper, and just for safety's sake, I think it should be charted the same way on 5 different places. That way the chart auditors don't have to look too hard.

[rn/writer, RN]

I think it should be charted the same way on 5 different places. That way the chart auditors don't have to look too hard.

No, no, no! It should be charted different ways in five different places. Vertical. Horizontal. Scale of 10. Scale of 5. Top down. Bottom up (totally appropriate for a poo scale). That way the chart auditors can go home both cross and cross-eyed.

[canesdukegirl, BSN, RN]

Thanks Miranda. I am so glad that you gave me this timely advice, as I had already typed up my proposal. I shall edit to reflect your suggestions.

[rn/writer, RN]

So glad to be of service. I suggest that you call it the Consolidated overview/written poo inventory/evaluation scale or COWPIES. Soon to be used by medical facilities everywherrrrre!