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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.
Question: Is nursing for me?
Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.
Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?
Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.
Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?
Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!
Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?
Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.
Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?
Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.
Question: What should I wear for an interview?
Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.
Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?
Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.
Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?
Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?
Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:
Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.
Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?
Answer: No. See question/answer #2.
Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?
Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.
Question: What's your IQ?
Answer: Really?!
Using that reasoning, you could run blood with Hershey's syrup. Or drain cleaner. Or the contents of the patient's Foley. I'd better not say that last one too loud. The bean counters might see this as a money-saving measure.
What fun would I have if I couldn't be disagreeably disagreeing? Geez....
I live on a farm in Podunk, Arkansas and I deal with turds all day long. I noticed that y'all are always talking about turd in some form or other. Do you think that I would make a good nurse because I can totally handle dealing with turd? Oh and I am real purty too!Please help me discover my calling in life.
" isn't it ok to lie? I mean, after all,I DID sign the MAR!" (didn'tgive the med, but signed the MAR) YIPPEE!
OMG I hope ur never a nurse 4 any1 in my family. Why tie ppl up? UR lazy! Do ur job n care 4 ur patientz! I thought nurses were caring ppl! When I'm a nrs, I don't wanna b like u! Every1 on this bord hates their jobz so y r they still doing it? The $$?
Side splitting, seriously. Still laughing. Best one is ppl.
I live on a farm in Podunk, Arkansas and I deal with turds all day long. I noticed that y'all are always talking about turd in some form or other. Do you think that I would make a good nurse because I can totally handle dealing with turd? Oh and I am real purty too!Please help me discover my calling in life.
I will be more than happy to help you discover your calling in life....now to find your TRUE calling are you a LMNO, a QRST or a WXYZ???.....cuz we need to know that to make an educated decision, you know...it has nothing at all to do with what you are interested in...so, let me know and I will be glad to help!
I will be more than happy to help you discover your calling in life....now to find your TRUE calling are you a LMNO, a QRST or a WXYZ???.....cuz we need to know that to make an educated decision, you know...it has nothing at all to do with what you are interested in...so, let me know and I will be glad to help!
I am a DKDC (Don't Know, Don't Care)
:chair:'' I smoked yesterday... do you think i'll fail the nicotine screen?... what should i do?''
Yes, the nicotine will show up in your urine for approx a month. I have, however, found a way to beat this test. Just send $99.95 + shipping and handling to Hospice Nurse LPN. I do not accept personal checks because we all know students are broke.
pixie120
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHH! I haven't heard that one yet!!! Any husband hunters at your station? HA HAHA HA