Young, Thin, and Cute New Hires

The management at my place of employment recently hired a group of nurses who are all youngish, slim, and physically attractive as a response to declining patient satisfaction scores. Is the solution working? We can only wait and see. Nurses Relations Article

My workplace, a freestanding specialty hospital owned by a for-profit corporation that operates multiple facilities across the United States, has been having recent troubles with low Press Ganey patient satisfaction scores. This does not bode well in an era where patient satisfaction scores are tied to Medicare reimbursement rates.

Patients typically complain on the survey forms about random issues such as the food, the semiprivate rooms, their loud roommates, and the aloof manner of some of the physicians. Some mention that nursing staff failed to keep them informed. Once in a blue moon a patient comments that the hospital employs too many 'foreign nurses' or has staff who cannot 'speak English.' Whatever.

To combat the chronically low patient satisfaction scores, the managerial staff implemented a mix of interventions which they believed would make patients and families feel more 'cared for.' Hourly rounds, bedside rounding at the change of shift, more scripting, and more smiles have been put into action without much positive effect on the Press Ganey scores.

"What was management's next solution?" you're probably wondering. Administration announced they were hiring good people who were more friendly, skilled, positive, and indicated during their interviews that they actually wanted to care for patients. Well, the latest new hires have initiated more questions than answers.

Where do I start? They are all youngish, ranging from early 20s to early 30s. They are all fairly slim, nicely shaped, and physically attractive. The most experienced new hire has about six years of nursing experience, while the remaining nurses have anywhere from one to three years under their belts. The majority have no acute care experience and are learning certain procedural skills for the very first time: starting peripheral IV access, administering blood, performing wound care, operating feeding tube pumps, and so forth.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an 'old nurse' who is 'eating the young.' I am 32 years old with seven years of experience, and I had no acute care experience prior to taking a job at this facility several years ago. The new hires all have good personalities and are seemingly pleasant to work with. In addition, we all must start somewhere.

However, they are not necessarily more skilled or more eager to care for patients like management said they would be. Several of these nurses remain seated at the nurses station while staring into a smart phone as call lights are ringing. A few walk into patient rooms without employing basic relational skills such as knocking, introducing themselves, or explaining what they are planning to do. I'm not complaining; I'm merely observing.

Here are my thoughts on this issue. Rather than hire a mix of highly experienced and relatively inexperienced nurses, the managerial staff opted to save on labor costs by hiring younger nurses with a certain attractive look that patients and families might find appealing. They hired no new grads because, I assume, they did not want to spend the staggering amount of money on 3-month orientation periods. They hired no one with 15, 20, 25, or 30+ years of experience because human resources would be forced to offer highly experienced nurses a significantly higher rate of pay per the wage grid. They hired no nurses who were badly overweight, gray-haired, or outwardly appeared to have health problems that would drive up insurance costs. To presumably get the most bang for their buck, most of the new hires have between one and three years of experience.

How is this experiment turning out? We shall wait and see.

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Specializes in Operating Room.
I think some people are confusing the word "respect" with the word "courtesy".

Everyone equally deserves to be treated with courtesy. But respect, by definition, is earned.

Does the new grad just off orientation deserve the EXACT SAME level of respect as the nurse who's been working on the unit for decades?

Excellent point. We all deserve basic courtesy, and to feel safe at work. You have to earn respect.
Listen I rarley ever bring up my accident unless people ask about a scar or whatever. Never go into details...so I would really rather drop my accident thing. Yea i opened up that can of worms so thats my fault. But stop using it against me. Its painful and I prefer not to ever talk about it to strangers or have to defend myself using that topic. I will have you reported if it is ever brought up again. (This is aimed at the one person who did bring it up). That is a line you just don't cross with me...sorry.

I hope posting about your car accident in a public forum has given you a worthwhile life experience... Stop using it against you? Really? Do you know how the internet works?

Specializes in Intermediate care.
Jenni811 you said your mother is also a nurse. Are you honestly trying to tell us that in all the years your mother has been a nurse, she has learned NOTHING, gained no experience whatsoever, that makes her a better nurse than you? Nothing that makes her earn that higher paycheck?[/quote']

Impressive...your studying me. Yes my mother is a nurse. I work in intermediate care and she is critical care/trauma. She has been there for I think 25 years or so. Is she better than me? Probably because she has been a nurse for 25 years. Not because of her "life experience" which let me tell you is not all that exciting. Yet she is probably the best nurse in that unit and the number 1 nurse you would want in your trauma. Not saying that because she is my mother. And I KNOW her life experience. She had me very young so in the 24 years I've been alive not much more had happened than when she was my age. Yes I said she has experience and I have always agreed NURSING experience makes you a good nurse. But not "life experience" because there are many many young nurses who have been through more in their 24 years than you have in your 50 years and same goes the other way around.

She has been there for I think 25 years or so. Is she better than me? Probably because she has been a nurse for 25 years.

So you aren't interchangeable? Earlier in the thread it was all about training nurses on your unit, experience didn't matter. But your mom's experience as a nurse does matter?

Specializes in Med/surg, Quality & Risk.

So much of this thread makes me think of my favorite television judge, Judge Judy, and her sage advice:

"Beauty fades, dumb is forever."

Haha how's that for "superior computer skills"

In the future I should become one of those, "I didn't read the whole thread.." people. Otherwise I'll be accused of stalking. And perhaps reported for paying attention to what someone else posted!

Specializes in ED, Telemetry,Hospice, ICU, Supervisor.

Isn't it funny how getting hired for your first nursing job has become a beauty pageant.

I would not be surprised to see schools add in a mandatory physical fitness class in order to shape up that gut of thighs. You know...so you can land a job after graduation.

O what has become of the profession lol

Isn't it funny how getting hired for your first nursing job has become a beauty pageant.

I would not be surprised to see schools add in a mandatory physical fitness class in order to shape up that gut of thighs. You know...so you can land a job after graduation.

O what has become of the profession lol

I had to take a PE class for my BSN. Of course, back then, we didn't sit down at clinicals. We thought it was being respectful to the nurses that worked at the sites, but really, it was probably just to help us burn calories so we'd be thinner and prettier.

Impressive...your studying me. Yes my mother is a nurse. I work in intermediate care and she is critical care/trauma. She has been there for I think 25 years or so. Is she better than me? Probably because she has been a nurse for 25 years. Not because of her "life experience" which let me tell you is not all that exciting. Yet she is probably the best nurse in that unit and the number 1 nurse you would want in your trauma. Not saying that because she is my mother. And I KNOW her life experience. She had me very young so in the 24 years I've been alive not much more had happened than when she was my age. Yes I said she has experience and I have always agreed NURSING experience makes you a good nurse. But not "life experience" because there are many many young nurses who have been through more in their 24 years than you have in your 50 years and same goes the other way around.

Life experience that is broad is accumulated over many years and many, many experiences, good and bad. That experience, accumulated over time, is what helps us mature if we are open to understanding, reflecting on, and learning from our experiences. In the process we usually develop a greater understanding of other people, their lives, and ourselves. We learn humility. We learn to listen to other people. That increased understanding is very important in nursing where you are taking care of seriously ill patients and their family members and need to be able to understand and respond to their needs.

Specializes in ER, ICU, Family Practice.

I don't care how old/young, fat/skinny, new/experienced you are. What MATTERS is that in a pinch situation, you know what you are doing and how to intervene using your God-given common sense. I have worked along side nurses who have been, as a common phrase in this thread has been, "nurses longer than I have been alive" who have ZERO skills in a stressful situation as well as seasoned nurses that have literally had to shove a physician out of the way to "assist" with a difficult intubation. The same is true for new nurses. I have been next to some who have excellent skills and some that are clueless. The advancement of our profession requires that we all stand up for each other, acknowledge our faults and applaud our strengths. This very vile intaprofessional discrimination in both directions is quite disheartening. As nurses, I would expect all of us to hold ourselves to a higher standard then this needless bickering.

Specializes in Intermediate care.
I don't care how old/young fat/skinny, new/experienced you are. What MATTERS is that in a pinch situation, you know what you are doing and how to intervene using your God-given common sense. I have worked along side nurses who have been, as a common phrase in this thread has been, "nurses longer than I have been alive" who have ZERO skills in a stressful situation as well as seasoned nurses that have literally had to shove a physician out of the way to "assist" with a difficult intubation. The same is true for new nurses. I have been next to some who have excellent skills and some that are clueless. The advancement of our profession requires that we all stand up for each other, acknowledge our faults and applaud our strengths. This very vile intaprofessional discrimination in both directions is quite disheartening. As nurses, I would expect all of us to hold ourselves to a higher standard then this needless bickering.[/quote']

Yes. What I said before!!!! I've seen old nurses clueless to anything going on. I've seen young nurses know exactly what to. I said it from the beginning that these nurses are part of your team whether you like it or not. You don't get to chose who to hire . So make the most of it and get to know them. Stop being so judgemental. Preach to them abbout your "life experience" and why your patients care about it.

Anyway, back on topic, sort of. I wonder if these new hires, will eventually get weeded out by their own unhappiness. Some of their behaviors, being on the phone when call lights are going off, smacks of unhappiness to me AND inexperience (Don't read into this word. I'm not saying new grad. As a reminder this OP was NOT about new grads. I feel like reading comprehension fell by the wayside when it became old nurses vs new grads.)

It's not until someone has a heart attack, when they've been on their call light for thirty minutes, and they are at fault for neglect, that they'll learn their lesson. I dunno. I have to think these problem hires are self-limiting.