Young, Thin, and Cute New Hires

The management at my place of employment recently hired a group of nurses who are all youngish, slim, and physically attractive as a response to declining patient satisfaction scores. Is the solution working? We can only wait and see. Nurses Relations Article

My workplace, a freestanding specialty hospital owned by a for-profit corporation that operates multiple facilities across the United States, has been having recent troubles with low Press Ganey patient satisfaction scores. This does not bode well in an era where patient satisfaction scores are tied to Medicare reimbursement rates.

Patients typically complain on the survey forms about random issues such as the food, the semiprivate rooms, their loud roommates, and the aloof manner of some of the physicians. Some mention that nursing staff failed to keep them informed. Once in a blue moon a patient comments that the hospital employs too many 'foreign nurses' or has staff who cannot 'speak English.' Whatever.

To combat the chronically low patient satisfaction scores, the managerial staff implemented a mix of interventions which they believed would make patients and families feel more 'cared for.' Hourly rounds, bedside rounding at the change of shift, more scripting, and more smiles have been put into action without much positive effect on the Press Ganey scores.

"What was management's next solution?" you're probably wondering. Administration announced they were hiring good people who were more friendly, skilled, positive, and indicated during their interviews that they actually wanted to care for patients. Well, the latest new hires have initiated more questions than answers.

Where do I start? They are all youngish, ranging from early 20s to early 30s. They are all fairly slim, nicely shaped, and physically attractive. The most experienced new hire has about six years of nursing experience, while the remaining nurses have anywhere from one to three years under their belts. The majority have no acute care experience and are learning certain procedural skills for the very first time: starting peripheral IV access, administering blood, performing wound care, operating feeding tube pumps, and so forth.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an 'old nurse' who is 'eating the young.' I am 32 years old with seven years of experience, and I had no acute care experience prior to taking a job at this facility several years ago. The new hires all have good personalities and are seemingly pleasant to work with. In addition, we all must start somewhere.

However, they are not necessarily more skilled or more eager to care for patients like management said they would be. Several of these nurses remain seated at the nurses station while staring into a smart phone as call lights are ringing. A few walk into patient rooms without employing basic relational skills such as knocking, introducing themselves, or explaining what they are planning to do. I'm not complaining; I'm merely observing.

Here are my thoughts on this issue. Rather than hire a mix of highly experienced and relatively inexperienced nurses, the managerial staff opted to save on labor costs by hiring younger nurses with a certain attractive look that patients and families might find appealing. They hired no new grads because, I assume, they did not want to spend the staggering amount of money on 3-month orientation periods. They hired no one with 15, 20, 25, or 30+ years of experience because human resources would be forced to offer highly experienced nurses a significantly higher rate of pay per the wage grid. They hired no nurses who were badly overweight, gray-haired, or outwardly appeared to have health problems that would drive up insurance costs. To presumably get the most bang for their buck, most of the new hires have between one and three years of experience.

How is this experiment turning out? We shall wait and see.

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Specializes in Med/surg, Quality & Risk.
I'm not buying the conspiracy theory that human resources is purposefully hiring young, attractive nurses over experience to boost satisfaction scores. However, I have seen a group of older women talking crap about younger women because of jealously, bitterness, and cattiness... many times. It makes me laugh when I read that young, thin nurses are being hired over older nurses. It's the same cycle. The older nurses did that stuff to you guys when you were young and now you are dishing it out to the newer generation. Eat your young, eat your young! Drama, drama. God, I'm glad I am a guy.

Yeah I'd be glad I was a guy too, with their natural ability to magically make appx 25% more than a woman for the same job.

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You are grouping all us new hires together. Not all of us have bad bedside manner. I always make a point of knocking on doors, pulling curtains, saying please and thank you, and addressing the patients with Mr. or Ms. and most of the other new hires I have worked with are the same way. If anything, I have seen some of (NOT ALL OF) the more experiences nurses disregard these simple manners, as if over time they have forgotten, or stopped caring.

So are you saying that because some of the new hires behave this way, you shouldn't hire them? Thats like saying that since experienced nurses are a certain way, none of them should be hired.

I missed any and all reference to new hires having bad bedside manner. And I did read every post, though it was a number of days ago.

It's also amusing to reference eating your young to a person who clearly stated they are 32 years old with seven years of nursing experience.

Whoever originally came up with the term that nurses eat their young should be shot, if they're not dead already.

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Yea ok my first response here was over the top. I was just offended by how the OP seems to group all young nurses together. I'm sorry for voicing my first impressions.

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By the way, being shot seems like an extreme punishment for whoever came up with the term that "nurses eat their young." Death by shooting execution? Seriously? Even stated as a joke that seems a little inappropriate for today's society.

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So I've been reading all the posts, and all I can say is where are those places that hire young, thin, and cute?? I'd love to get a job there!!

On a serious note though, from personal experience it's nicer when you are cared by a nurse who smiles and looks like she/he knows how to take care of themselves. I had a grumpy male nurse whose face expression made me feel like he didnt want to be there and I was making his shift horrible. Same goes for other employment places, it's much nicer getting your coffee from a smiling girl/boy rather than from someone who looks like they really would rather be some place else

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And every person deserves respect regardless of age, gender, color, etc. Isn't that what we learned in nursing school?

In this day and age, I don't think it's really other nurses that think that looks are all that important in nursing -we all know that you have to be pretty smart to get thru nursing school. There are some major hurdles you must jump over before you even get to the job interview stage. I think the point in this thread is that it's the employers, who in some cases, are focusing on looks. As for "older" nurses complaining about young, or attractive new hires, these are probably the same nurses who are miserable about other things too, including themselves. They do not make up the majority.

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By the way, being shot seems like an extreme punishment for whoever came up with the term that "nurses eat their young." Death by shooting execution? Seriously? Even stated as a joke that seems a little inappropriate for today's society.

All I have to say is live a little, you'll get over being offended by every little thing.

Specializes in Med/surg, Quality & Risk.
So I've been reading all the posts, and all I can say is where are those places that hire young, thin, and cute?? I'd love to get a job there!!

Maybe working there MAKES you young thing and cute! Heck I've lost 30 lbs since graduating! lol

I know, I know - isn't that amazing??? How DO they do that?

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Whoever originally came up with the term that nurses eat their young should be shot, if they're not dead already.

^ I second this comment...I'm a gun violence survivor, btw...not offended at all... :)

But in all seriousness, it's time to put this saying 6-feet under...people have made this their mantra and flex their muscles on here and on their unit looking for someone to "say something."

A dose of WHOOOOOSAH is needed! :)

Do we need a two person check??? :)

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I am a bit confused by the OP, due to mixed messages. Yes, it is a problem when most new hires to a unit are relatively inexperienced. (I wonder, though, the experience level of current employees, which is never stated except for the OP's. This could offset the experience level of the new hires.) But why mix in the age and physical appearance of the new hires to the whole discussion, especially when it is still unknown if their appearance was the reason they were hired in the first place. It's just an assumption. Also, is it possible that highly experienced nurses aren't applying for new jobs because they already know the grass isn't greener, and they will not get more money by changing jobs? No one knows who was in the applicant pool for the latest wave of hires at the facility. I find the original post just strange.