Yesterday was weird

[MECO28]

My med-surg unit tends to get a lot of um...quirky patients. Yesterday we were chock-full of histrionics, roommates who hated each other,screamers, moaners, and my favorite: the lady who accuses everyone of stealing her things.

I'm not kidding, every five minutes she called the ER to accuse them of stealing her $100 dollar lace panties. Despite a concerted effort by our unit and ER staff alike, no panties were found. Which brings me to my question: Have you or anyone you know ever been in possession of a pair of panties that cost $100 dollars? Where does one buy such panties? Are they threaded with gold? Discuss.

[BuckyBadgerRN, ASN, RN]

From what I know, if you're wearing Bracli panties this is not usually a concern. Seriously, you guys are going to have to google this, I'm not posting links

With regards to the pearl-crotched panties, I think one of the poster's said "ouch" because strands of pearls do not play well with pubic hair.

[Christy1019, ASN, RN]

Omg! I just Googled these panties, and that does not look comfortable lol. Did you see the version for men? Haha

[Red Kryptonite]

Why did I Google? Things that cannot been unseen.... showed the men's one to hubby and he was like, "Why....?"

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Yeah, well, not exactly a crotch, per se, then, is it? I was right about the need for a bald cooter when wearing them.

Why won't they share a frontal shot of the guy wearing them?

And WHY does it matter if they are "authentic Bracli pearls" ?

[Red Kryptonite]

If you go down to the bottom of the page, there is a set of three more clickable photos and one is a front view, if you really need to see it.

"Bald cooter" LOL, is that correct nursing terminology?

[No Stars In My Eyes]

You prefer maybe "depilated pudenda"?

Guys get to have cloth covering their man-parts ? Hah! Show me the pearls!

[Ruas61, BSN, RN]

If I were to steal a person's panties, I promise you they'd be new with tags and they certainly wouldn't be right off the rear-end of an ER patient. Ewww!

I agree unless it was someone worth stealing it from- and that list is SMALL

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Wonder if their 'environment' affects the quality and color of the pearls?

[kbrn2002, ADN, RN]

yep, hubby's reaction was pretty good. His response when I offered to buy him a pair for Christmas can't be printed here.

Sorry, this was in response to I believe Red Kryptonite and the quote button didn't work. The response works well for any poste regarding these ridiculous pearl thongs though!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

What?! You don't find crotch pearls enticing and seductive????

[Tina, RN]

From what I know, if you're wearing Bracli panties this is not usually a concern. Seriously, you guys are going to have to google this, I'm not posting links

OMG, I googled... Those have to be the oddest looking undies I have ever seen! I also read the Amazon.com reviews for them. Apparently, the double strand is more enjoyable. So, if you're debating on whether to get the single or double, go for double!

I, too, agree that you'd have to do some serious "grooming" down below before wearing these!

Ah, I truly do learn something new every day on AN...

[Emergent, RN]

OMG, I googled... Those have to be the oddest looking undies I have ever seen! I also read the Amazon.com reviews for them. Apparently, the double strand is more enjoyable. So, if you're debating on whether to get the single or double, go for double!

I, too, agree that you'd have to do some serious "grooming" down below before wearing these!

Ah, I truly do learn something new every day on AN...

I think the perineal grooming habits of young ladies across the land has become quite serious. Pubic hair has, in fact, gone totally out of style, I've observed...