Wrongway Regional Medical Center

Davey Do · Mar 21, 2016

Here is an example of a Wrongway Medical Center Doc caringly informing a Wife of her Husband's Prognosis and Etiology:

Davey Do · Mar 21, 2016

Sadly, despite our best efforts at Wrongway Regional Medical Center, we will loose a Patient...

djh123 · Mar 21, 2016

I'm very glad Wrongway utilizes those expert consultants. I happen to have 3 of them at my facility as well, and one of them always gives me her advice, unsolicited or not, as long as I supply the proper treats.

Davey Do · Mar 26, 2016

I'm very glad Wrongway utilizes those expert consultants. I happen to have 3 of them at my facility as well, and one of them always gives me her advice, unsolicited or not, as long as I supply the proper treats.

I hate to see you get involved with up in a tough group like that one, djh.

djh123 · Mar 26, 2016

Well, my CHIEF consultant will eat - no, *demands* - any variety of Friskies 'Party Mix' treats. She doesn't want 'regular' cat food - although will eat a little Blue Buffalo (some chicken variety) if that's all that's available ... or until she successfully pushes me into giving her more Party Mix treats. I've thought of contacting Purina & asking if they could just cut down a little bit on the cocaine in the Party Mix treats :cat:

Farawyn · Mar 27, 2016

Well, my CHIEF consultant will eat - no, *demands* - any variety of Friskies 'Party Mix' treats. She doesn't want 'regular' cat food - although will eat a little Blue Buffalo (some chicken variety) if that's all that's available ... or until she successfully pushes me into giving her more Party Mix treats. I've thought of contacting Purina & asking if they could just cut down a little bit on the cocaine in the Party Mix treats

Are they taking applications?

Davey Do · Mar 27, 2016

Farawyn said:

Are they taking applications?

Perhaps you could suggest that they do, Farawyn.

I'm sure they would give your suggestion, like they do all suggestions, special consideration!

OldDude · May 7, 2016

Davey Do said:

Perhaps you could suggest that they do, Farawyn.
I'm sure they would give your suggestion, like they do all suggestions, special consideration!

Oops, there aren't instructions in other languages over the suggestion box. Maybe Wrongway could be profiling.

Davey Do · Jul 31, 2016

While on a smell vacation in Eminence Mo., Belinda slipped on an incline near the river and inured her right ankle. I drove her to the closest hospital in Mountainview, a Mercy Hospital, where X-rays showed a fracture of her distal fibula.

The staff and the service was great!

I sort of felt like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz:

djh123 · Jul 31, 2016

A smell vacation - where you get a whiff of everything!

Davey Do · Aug 3, 2016

djh123 said:

A smell vacation - where you get a whiff of everything!

Yeah, djh.

On the way out of town, Belinda and I stopped by to visit and get a whiff of a pleasantly fragrant couple, Mr. and Mrs. Ross.

As Belinda said, "On this vacation, let's stop and smell the Rosses!"

I'm at work tonight, currently sitting on a 1:1 and am having all sorts of trouble playing on the computer.

The computer locks up and then this message pops up:

djh123 · Aug 3, 2016

Well, DD, it's too late to avoid further typos, as I'd only pointed out one of them in the original post. The other one - that Belinda had 'inured' her ankle ... funny that y'all got it x-rayed, as it sounds like you were only getting *used to it* (whatever that means, when you're talking about someone's ankle) :woot:

inure |É™Ëˆn(y)oÍor| (also enure) verb1 [ with obj. ] (usu. be inured to) accustom (someone) to something, especially something unpleasant: these children have been inured to violence.2 [ no obj. ] (inure for/to) Law come into operation; take effect: a release given to one of two joint contractors inures to the benefit ofboth.