Wrongway Regional Medical Center

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Do you ever feel like you work at "Wrongway"?

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
®Nurse said:
I'll never be able to look at my laundry room linoleum floor the same way again. To think it was once a roll of cold linoleum.
Farawyn said:
Stop teasing me.

Farawyn! Look!

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Davey Do said:
Farawyn! Look!

That's a pretty tight roll that's being laid there. :blink:

Who is that guy?

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

In the gift shop at Wrongway Regional Medical Center, they're having a special on some items which come with instructions!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

The Gift Shop at Wrongway Regional Medical Center is having a Sale on Books!

Farawyn! I bought this one for you!

It has a whole chapter on Clowns!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Wrongway Regional Medical Center has a rather successful weight loss program and all of the participants are extremely pleased with the way they can now control their weight!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

The participants in the Weight Loss Clinic at Wrongway Regional Medical Center often supplement their program with various types of Exercise and Sports.

A quite popular Sport amongst the Participants is Fencing:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Like the Heimlich Maneuver Posters in Restaurants in the event of a Choking Episode, Wrongway Regional Medical Center is on a Campaign to place Puking Procedure Posters in the Toilets of Establishments that sell Alcohol in the event of Emesis as a result of excessive intake.

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

That's quite a nice-looking neck pillow...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Thank you djh! Speaking of nice looking neck pillows, we're all about comfort at Wrongway Regional Medical Center:

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Wrongway Regional Medical Center catapults Patient Care into the 21st Century!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

Our Docs score big Hits at Wrongway Regional Medical Center...

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).

We're here to help People, so we know which side our bread is buttered on at Wrongway:

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