Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

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Your Mission should you choose to accept it, is to help create the best caption that belongs to this cartoon.

You must submit your caption(s) as soon as possible.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will select the Top 8 captions in 3 weeks. (It may be longer if not enough entries.)

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

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Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!! June 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

Why does this make me think of aliens and martians?

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Specializes in Postpartum, Labor & Delivery.

"No, sir, this is not a shower; it's a light." *Walks off & sighs*, "This is the 5th time today. It's not that hard."

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"I said it's called "camming", and this is how we are going to pay off my student loans..."

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I'm not gonna touch it, you touch it....sometimes I just seem to bring work home...

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Nope this light is NOT bright enough for me to see that small pimple/lesion/skin cancer you claim to have on your butt.

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Can this qualify me to become a bio medical equipment specialist?

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"Just because I can do everything better than you...doesn't mean I need to DO everything"

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"We need to call the....Now what's their new job title again? I think it's "maintenance technicalities specialty engineer" or what is "technical maintenance engineer specialist"?.......

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"No we cannot just get on a chair and change it... do you know how many broken people I've had from standing on chairs?"

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Specializes in Critical Care, Cardiology, Hematology,.

Why did you put a dinning room light by the front door.

You said you wanted an open concept.

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Specializes in Hospitalist Medicine.

My family says I can't come over after shift unless I decontaminate first

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Specializes in Med surg.

"Don't you look at me like that, Joe. You know that I am covered in MRSA and my feet hurt!"

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