Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

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Your Mission should you choose to accept it, is to help create the best caption that belongs to this cartoon.

You must submit your caption(s) as soon as possible.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will select the Top 8 captions in 3 weeks. (It may be longer if not enough entries.)

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

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Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!! June 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

Specializes in Head & Neck Surgery.

"I think it might be time for Bob the maintenance guy to retire, this is not where I told him to install the eye wash station."

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I'm sorry sir, but your home care visits don't include home repairs...

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"You'd think if the hospital is going to spy on their nurses, they'd make the cameras a little more inconspicuous..."

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If you stare hard enough, the light bulb will talk back to you Michael. Trust me, I'm a nurse.

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Sir, for the last time, you are not dead or dying, and even if you were I can assure you that, this is not the 'light' that 'They' are referring to!

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Sorry I installed the shower head in the living room, honey. I'm a bit delusional since the hospital hasn't given me time off in days!

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"Is this the light that's supposed to dawn?"

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Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

Well, supposedly, it lowers onto our head, and then 30 seconds later it has rearranged our thought processes; the results desired by Admin. is that we emerge reprogrammed as Stepford Nurses....

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Specializes in Short Term/Skilled.

When they said our skills would allow for more budget cuts I don't think they meant our Nursing skills.

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You should stick your finger in it and see what happens.

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Nurse: "What brings you in today, sir?"

Man: "You know what? This has got to be the smallest UFO I have ever seen. How do they expect you to get in there?"

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...Maybe if we stare long enough WE get to go towards the light...How many more hours do we have left?

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