Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

[Joe V]

Your Mission should you choose to accept it, is to help create the best caption that belongs to this cartoon.

You must submit your caption(s) as soon as possible.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will select the Top 8 captions in 3 weeks. (It may be longer if not enough entries.)

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!! June 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

[Cdubravcic]

...It only takes one, because nurses are resourceful...plus YOU haven't flipped the switch.

[Rbeck911, BSN, RN]

Who made this anti gravity bird bath?

[champagnesupeRNova]

"My husband got sick of me bring home germs from work so he installed this decontamination shower. Pun intended."

[KHMcIntosh32115]

"The lightbulbs are above the computer at the nurses' station. Thank you for responding to the work order we put in last week."

[gatoraims RN]

The kid in 214 stuck it up his.......

[Nezbyrde]

"Honey, but does it work?"

[bstullis]

I promise there aren't any Ebola patients this week. Besides, they would have had to burn my cloths at the hospital.

[SoonSurgery-RN-BSN, BSN, RN]

"Sally, I know we are in the midst of budget cuts, but I do not think this is going to be a suitable size for our operating room spotlight."

[SoonSurgery-RN-BSN, BSN, RN]

"It's a bird, it's a plane, no.....it's an eyewash station?"

[SoonSurgery-RN-BSN, BSN, RN]

"You would think they would be more discreet when they were installing the voice recording devices around here."

[scaredsilly, BSN, RN]

It says right on the work order 'install light bulb prn', what more documentation do you need?

[azhiker96, BSN, RN]

It's the new total body sanitizer dispenser.