Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

[Joe V]

Your Mission should you choose to accept it, is to help create the best caption that belongs to this cartoon.

You must submit your caption(s) as soon as possible.

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will select the Top 8 captions in 3 weeks. (It may be longer if not enough entries.)

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE:

Thank you everyone. We picked our Top 8 Captions. Please vote for your favorite!! June 2015 Top 8 Captions - Help Select $100 Winner

[lauradebowplatt]

It's a UV light.

[Dspradlin]

Dear, this is not what they mean when they say they see the light.

[01khakizz]

"Jose, when l said l want a non-conventional/ liberated bathroom,l didn't mean putting my shower outside! "

*he has one job.

[rnsheri]

"Glasses, Tom... Glasses are the difference between a UFO and a lamp. You're going to have to call the National Inquirer back now."

[Kandice, RN]

Mental fatique: After working 5-12 hours shifts, on day 5. What is this called?

[DragonflyLady17]

Nurse- a profession that does it all, including changing light bulbs.

[CRNA, DNSc]

I save lives- the least you can do is change the damn light bulb!

[No Stars In My Eyes]

Yup, went to the best schools, worked my way up, and it seems I'm still the only one who knows how to change a light bulb, replace batteries, and replace toilet paper rolls.

[qerubo]

Before you leave nurse my bulb is out can you fix it please ?

[Trouble1996]

This has been a patriotic red, white & blue.

[Trouble1996]

Just grab a bulb from a lesser used room.

[Trouble1996]

We are bugs to this light as squirrels are to the charge nurse.