What's the weirdest baby name?

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

[brillohead, ADN, RN]

Their teacher's name is Meconium and their babysitter's name is Chlamydia.

[egglady, LPN]

the most popular kid in there school is Shithead!! He is also one of the smartest and will most likely be in the top10% of the graduating class!!!! :)

[lupin]

Guys no joke I had a 16 yr old with her 3mos in my clinic and the baby's name was Dolly, which is cute but the girl said she named her that "because she's my very own babydoll!" Sad isn' it?

And I wonder, does La-a (Ladasha) have a brother named Le' (Lemark)?

[sharpeimom]

i had a very very old lady as a patient as a student nurse whose name was dolly dimples ___.

she preferred to be called dolly dimples and not mrs. ____.

kathy

shar pei mom:paw::paw:

[Demi RN]

This is so real and such a shame.

1) Tri-qzical

2) Seventy-one

3) Jello- hey Egg did you work at Humanna Womens?

4) Mercy-Ov-God( that is the first name)

Funny name... La-a pronounced La-dash-a, no joke...wth??

[Demi RN]

Oh No! Okay, a high school buddy of mine named her son

Jaguar De-La Soul. I tried to tell her not to. Her son is very intelligent and is now in college on an Academic Scholarship. FOr Christmas, he wanted his name changed.

the most popular kid in there school is Shithead!! He is also one of the smartest and will most likely be in the top10% of the graduating class!!!! :)

[Demi RN]

I know some one named Chlamydia! OMG, she did not even know it was a disease. I went to school college with her. She called herself Chi.

Their teacher's name is Meconium and their babysitter's name is Chlamydia.

[jctiabecerra]

My son goes to school with twin boys named sunny and cloudy their sisters name is rainy.

[traveler85]

I had an instructor that told us one mom she worked with named her baby "meconium"

[dscrn]

My mom, who is a NICU nurse told me about this one.....Shithead. Get your mind out of the gutter, that's pronounced Sha-theed. She actually had to talk the parents out of it, apparently it took a lot of explaining before they caught on. Then last week there was a little boy whose parents had the brilliant idea to name him Sincere Lee. To me Sincere seems like it'd be a girl, if one had to use it for a name, but no. And then this isn't a patient, but I went to school with a girl named Candida. Nothing like being named after a yeast.

I know someone who named their daughter Candida Boyle...

[southernbelle08]

Poosay.

I haven't been at this long. This could be one of my favorite parts of this job, LOL!!

[redpaisleyrose]

I remember a few years back, a set of adult twins...named Urine, and Irene, don't know what that mom was thinking, she pronounced it "Urene" but spelled it as above.