What's the weirdest baby name?

Specialties Ob/Gyn Nursing Q/A

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she remembers a patient that named her child Placenta. I couldn't believe it that some child has to live his life named after disgusting afterbirth!

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

there was a kid in elementary school with me whose name was clark (first) mack (last name.)

remember those forms where you were told to "put your last name first and first name last?"

he was always being told that he had done it wrong again, and couldn't convince teachers that his last name really was mack.

he went to west point and is now a career army officer -- a colonel.

kathy

shar pei mom:paw::paw:

A baby boy was given the name, Beyonce Knowles! I bet when that kid grows up, he's gonna be really mad at his mom. :lol2:

Specializes in Cardio-Pulmonary; Med-Surg; Private Duty.
A baby boy was given the name, Beyonce Knowles! I bet when that kid grows up, he's gonna be really mad at his mom. :lol2:

Or else VERY good in drag shows!!! :D

Specializes in med/surg---long term---pvt duty.

I took care of a guy with the name of.....Beefus Boinkins (think oink)..I knew it was trouble when the ER girl that called report couldn't stop laughing! What WAS his mother thinking.....or not!!!

Specializes in Women's health & post-partum.

I had an uncle named "Bernice" and once dated a guy named "Vivian Carroll ---" (I think his parents were Brits)

in my nursery clinical rotation in nursing school we had a gorgeous little girl born to a very young mother who named her kleenex tissuella :) now that's classy!

Or else VERY good in drag shows!!! :D

LOL :lol2:

Specializes in NICU.

La-ah (La dash a)

The strangest name I heard a parent name a baby boy was "Lummie" that was about 10 years ago. I feel sorry for the boy, I bet the kids at school are having a field day with the rhyming.

Bronx...:) It reminded me of a name for a pet and it was kinda weird to me

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

don (first name) key (last name) is a local athlete.:cool:

kathy

shar pei mom:paw::paw:

I know a couple that named their daughter Raya. Ok... a little different, but not too crazy. Then I heard the middle name....Sunshine. Raya Sunshine. :confused:

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