What not to say / do while you are in the ER...

teeituptom, BSN, RN · Mar 30, 2004

I love syringe water fights

but if you want to be nasty

mix in a little mucomyst

RNin92 · Mar 31, 2004

I love syringe water fights
but if you want to be nasty
mix in a little mucomyst

Oh My!!!

:chuckle

prmenrs, RN · Mar 31, 2004

Speaking from experience here, try not to have syringe water fights in front of a computer!

Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN · Mar 31, 2004

And please remind your pts. to aim into the urinal. We were singing "Peeeeeeee Riverrrr" to the tune of Moon River, because when a guy stood up to use the urinal, he left his 5th extremitie hanging BESIDE the urinal!! lol TWICE!!

teeituptom, BSN, RN · Mar 31, 2004

I liked the 400 pound guy intoxicated and standing up naked and peeing all over the place. The female nurses said tom get him to stop, I said hell no. He might either pee on me or fall on me, both are not good options,

He finally laid down and passed out again.

That was much easier

RNin92 · Apr 5, 2004

Today it was...

"Look here nursie... (NURSIE!!!!!)

Just give me the Dilaudid and cab ride home and I'm outta here!"

Well...she got points for honesty...

But...NURSIE!!??!!

I don't think so.

Enjoy your Toradol.

Hee Hee Hee

:rotfl:

**canoehead, BSN, RN** · Apr 5, 2004

Tom, what were you supposed to do? Appeal to his gentlemanly nature? Sneak a clamp onto his leaking anatomy? hehe.

Marie_LPN, RN, LPN, RN · Apr 5, 2004

Boy there's a few FF that need the oral version of that clamp.

~Anne~ · Apr 5, 2004

22 yo male sob 100% sats
I cant breathe I cant breathe I cant breathe
well dummy if you couldnt breath you wouldnt even be talking to me right now.
problem turned out his BF broke up with him
decidedly a lack of sympathy from me :angryfire :angryfire

Or better yet...how bout when they dont want to take their pills...and then after they take them they say "Im choking , I'm choking"...even though they wouldnt be able to say that if they really WERE!!!!!! :doh

teeituptom, BSN, RN · Apr 5, 2004

Tom, what were you supposed to do? Appeal to his gentlemanly nature? Sneak a clamp onto his leaking anatomy? hehe.

I guess I could have used some Towel clamps on him

that would have got his attention

Stitchie · Apr 12, 2004

This thread is GREAT!!! LMAOF tonight and love reading the stories .... keep them coming and .... when I am 80, I certianly hope I have as much spunk!

Ha! When I'm 40! (Coming all tooooo soon)

TaraER-RN · Apr 12, 2004

the ones who hit the door and are already ordering the medicine that will make them feel better, wouldn't ya love to be able to give them toradol and just tell them its 4 mg of Dialudid!!!! Darn I wish that wasn't illegal!