What not to say / do while you are in the ER...

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If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

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OMG, I am praying this didn't happen to you!!! That is really gross!!!:eek:

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Specializes in Emergency Room/corrections.
If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

a very good rule to live by especially if you arent wearing pants and the nurse has a syringe in her/his hand! LOLOL I have to hear this story :rotfl:

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

there has to be more to that story

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Dont tell the nurse you have a real bad case of Flatus while they are assisting in a procedure on you

Dont expell that gas while the nurse is in the room either. you can do it to the doctor but not the nurse........

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If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

oh how gross, what was he thinking?

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

and what was he thinking with??????????

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:chuckle

and what was he thinking with??????????

hehehe :chuckle

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not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

wanna bet??

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Specializes in Emergency Room/corrections.
not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

wanna bet??

Oh I LOVE that one..... and just who has the advantage in this scenario? the one with the needle or the one who is about to get stuck? :chuckle :chuckle

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Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Nor is it real smart to say that Lavage tube wont fit

Oh yes it will :rotfl: :rotfl:

Or be there post overdose and say Im not going to open my mouth, then you cant get it down.

HHHmmmmm Mr patient, guess what. I can insert it Nasally if you want

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Specializes in Nephrology, Cardiology, ER, ICU.

"No MF white bi$%h is gonna stick me!" Wanna bet???

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