What not to say / do while you are in the ER...

[ER-RN2]

If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

[Darchild77]

OMG, I am praying this didn't happen to you!!! That is really gross!!!

[veetach]

If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

a very good rule to live by especially if you arent wearing pants and the nurse has a syringe in her/his hand! LOLOL I have to hear this story :rotfl:

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

there has to be more to that story

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

Dont tell the nurse you have a real bad case of Flatus while they are assisting in a procedure on you

Dont expell that gas while the nurse is in the room either. you can do it to the doctor but not the nurse........

[soltera]

If you come in to be treated for a STD, don't hit on the nurse

oh how gross, what was he thinking?

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

and what was he thinking with??????????

[soltera]

:chuckle

and what was he thinking with??????????

hehehe :chuckle

[athomas91]

not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

wanna bet??

[veetach]

not real smart to tell a nurse w/ an iv in her/his hand..."you only get one try"

wanna bet??

Oh I LOVE that one..... and just who has the advantage in this scenario? the one with the needle or the one who is about to get stuck? :chuckle :chuckle

[teeituptom, BSN, RN]

Nor is it real smart to say that Lavage tube wont fit

Oh yes it will :rotfl: :rotfl:

Or be there post overdose and say Im not going to open my mouth, then you cant get it down.

HHHmmmmm Mr patient, guess what. I can insert it Nasally if you want

[traumaRUs, MSN, APRN]

"No MF white bi$%h is gonna stick me!" Wanna bet???