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Just realized today that I can't stand ostomy appliances. It's not the poop, it's just cutting and sizing the appliance and that messy paste. Tedious and irritating but somebody's gotta do it.
How about you?
As far as mundane tasks go, I detest feeding people. The food alone is usually enough to make me gag. And why are they always edentulous? If you can't chew, and you're in the ICU, you need tube feeding, right? That's my theory, anyway.
As far as mechanisms of injury, I HATE anything involving teeth or eyes. We had a lady with some amoeba in her eye and we were waiting for it to rupture. Every time I had to put eye drops in that green enlarged eye, I gagged. Give me wounds, disimpactions, and ostomies any day. I'm also not a fan of neuro patients because I don't like waking people up every 2 hours. Let them sleep or they'll get squirrelly!
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