10/31 What I learned this week: Walking Dead anatomy lesson, herpes EVERYWHERE

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I'm having my annual struggle to decide what I want to be when I grow up. Thankfully, things are feeling a bit narrowed down this year. At the very least, I think it's time to start the typical core NP classes.

Every level of care provider at my facility is frustrated by our current lack of psychiatric specialty care, psychiatric consulting provider, and poor staffing for acute psychiatric needs, but no one knows what to do about it. Why aren't we diverting some of these patients?

Huh. Perhaps becoming a PMHNP would knock out both those birds with one stone. (Honestly, though, I'd burn out faster than The Donald's political dreams should have. Hey, Dogen, come to the mid Atlantic when you graduate. We have crab cakes and they are amazing.)

A terminal DNR patient will become full code if they are admitted from an incomplete suicide attempt. I have a serious problem with this.

If you only see one piece stitched in on a central line (IJ, SC, or femoral), you should get in touch with the MD to get the second piece stitched in. That is a lot easier than having to pull a line and reinsert a whole new line. If you only see one piece capable of being stitched in, the other piece wasn't put on, and it needs to be. You'll have someone irritatedly inform you that that will require wasting an entire central line kit just for that little thing, but again, this is better than requiring a whole new line insertion. If you notice this is a trend, consider incident reports. Seriously, it's not okay to increase infection risks and invasive procedures to patients just because the ED doc or intensivist just didn't feel like sewing in a couple more stitches. (See picture) [/rant]

The Fitbit charge HR is my favorite toy right now.

Every time I open the AN app on my iPad, I want to get the eye booger off the right eye of the nurse in the front.

Herpes can literally get in and on every part of the body. I'm glad my innocence was already shattered by sidepockets because for real, people. EVERYWHERE.

My fellow Walking Dead community - blood does not pour like that from the second intercostal space lateral to the midclavicular line, and there are no intestines at approximately the fifth or sixth intercostal space, even if that was somewhat midline. I'm just saying.

I hate to admit this (because I'm in love with, and rather loyal to my hospital), but lately, some ED shifts have been a little scary. I really hope they get their act together quickly.

One of my floor's charge nurses has advanced so highly on my "you are an amazing nurse and charge nurse" scale, that I think she broke the meter. During some of the hardest shifts I have ever had, she has put herself right at my side, battling through the thick of it with me. She has truly made me realize the value of a charge nurse you can TRUST.

That does, unfortunately, make it suck to realize how much harder a shift can be with a charge you can't trust. My understanding is that a previous manager made it a habit of promoting the slower, lazier nurses to charge. Look, if you are a manager and you think it's easier to promote them than it is to fire them when it is obvious the bedside isn't a good fit, you're doing it WRONG.

I have heard that in the last two years, my unit has gone from "fend for yourself" to a cooperative team that has each other's back. It's sad to hear that it was that way, but I'm proud to be part of the change.

This makes me laugh every time I see it:

Apparently my screenname is a planet name in A Wrinkle In Time where Aunt Beast lives. How did I not remember this?! Charles Wallace knows!

After the last two fresh off residency new hires we got (who are absolutely terrible to work with), I never expected to feel the massive amount of relief I felt when we just got a new hire who has a decent background and enough experience to realize nurses are a valuable resource, not competitors in an ego pissing match.

What have you learned this week?

As a friendly reminder, it is important to keep our WILTW threads mostly related to nursing. It's okay to throw in personal life observations, as long as the main focus of discussion remains nursing. Be safe on this All Hallows' Eve, my friends. :) And all you ED peeps - I'm hoping for some really good lessons from you on Sunday!

It's because November is Bantings birthday month. World Diabetes Day, November 14th, is his birthday. Since he's a major part of why we are all alive, I think it's cool that our awareness month honors him.

This year JDRF has the coolest campaign, T1D Looks Like Me, which I love.

I didn't post the link in my siggie, but I checked out the page.

Specializes in ICU.

I learned this thread is back! Woohoo! This is what I get for working FOUR overtime shifts in the past two weeks and racking up almost 130 hours on the clock because of almost never getting out on time and several missed lunches. I miss stuff here - but hey, two of those shifts were at DOUBLE TIME, and I can't wait to see what that looks like on my check. You guys know the crap is really hitting the fan once your work starts offering double time and announces six travelers are coming to your unit alone. :dead: I am a-skeered of travelers.

That was a valid question. Your preceptor is an idiot (and jerk for the passive aggressive response) if she/he feels differently. lady partsl bleeding post menopause is a sign of cancer in the uterus. Intestinal bleeding can drop a hgb/hct critically low. If you aren't in acute care, she needs to go to the hospital.

Yep, I was going to say it if someone else didn't. I had a patient who was almost 70 with lady partsl bleeding once. Died before we could get ob/gyn consulted, and was too unstable to get down to CT so we never even got a scan, which was a shame because we were all very curious about what was going on at that point and the family didn't want an autopsy. It definitely happens.

I have learned that the nearest facility that can take some of our complex patients is in Maryland, and it always makes the patients and families very angry when they learn it, too. I think the facility's about a 7-8 hour drive from here. I guess I didn't realize how limited long term care options were when you've got a trach patient who needs dialysis. It seems ridiculous to have to ship a patient hundreds of miles away from family and friends for the rest of their lives when there are LTACHs on just about every corner, and one even occupying space in my hospital. Clearly there is a system breakdown happening somewhere.

Missed ya, Cali.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
It's because November is Bantings birthday month. World Diabetes Day, November 14th, is his birthday. Since he's a major part of why we are all alive, I think it's cool that our awareness month honors him.

This year JDRF has the coolest campaign, T1D Looks Like Me, which I love.

Hey! They're having a summit near me! And breakout session topics include "psychology and T1D" (umm... yes), "personal relationships and T1D" (aka where does my pump go during sexy time? probably not - this is the JDRF), and "research and technology update."

I have to call out sick from work for this. Shh. No one tell.

Hey! They're having a summit near me! And breakout session topics include "psychology and T1D" (umm... yes), "personal relationships and T1D" (aka where does my pump go during sexy time? probably not - this is the JDRF), and "research and technology update."

I have to call out sick from work for this. Shh. No one tell.

Psh, just do a Princess Dogen shift and go after.

Specializes in pediatrics; PICU; NICU.
Hey! They're having a summit near me! And breakout session topics include "psychology and T1D" (umm... yes), "personal relationships and T1D" (aka where does my pump go during sexy time? probably not - this is the JDRF), and "research and technology update."

I have to call out sick from work for this. Shh. No one tell.

I you didn't want them to know, you shouldn't have put it on social media. You know how that goes.

I you didn't want them to know, you shouldn't have put it on social media. You know how that goes.

What no one knows is that Dogen is really a 26 year old former p4p girl living in rural AK. She just got her RN license, and is working in a busy GYN office.

She's not even a diabetic. Just wants the day off to catch up on laundry and take her turtles to the vet.

Specializes in Behavioral Health.
I you didn't want them to know, you shouldn't have put it on social media. You know how that goes.

Generally speaking I live my life by the probabilities, and the chances of anyone from work reading this, figuring out who I am, and caring enough to report me are slim to none.

Plus even if they did find out virtually nothing would happen. Inappropriate use of sick time once? No one cares. It falls somewhere between parking in the wrong parking lot and taking a 35-minute lunch on my boss's list of worries. I doubt they would even take the time to send me an email. :)

(see, our census has been low and people are getting called off left and right, so I'm not even leaving them short staffed... but it's no fun to just say that)

Specializes in LTC.
Hey! They're having a summit near me! And breakout session topics include "psychology and T1D" (umm... yes), "personal relationships and T1D" (aka where does my pump go during sexy time? probably not - this is the JDRF), and "research and technology update."

I have to call out sick from work for this. Shh. No one tell.

Oh! I want to go to a summit!!! A friend of mine with the charity I work with went to the American Association of Diabetes Educators conference recently and I was beyond jealous. :( now I'm horribly jealous of you as well lol.

Specializes in LTC.
Specializes in OR, Nursing Professional Development.
Today I learned that when I see HUGE ( like my head) blood clots in the diaper of a 70 yo woman and earnestly ask if it is lady partsl or GI bleeding, I will get the crazy side eye from my ex-preceptor.

Sounds like your ex-preceptor is the one who needs the crazy side eye, not you. My mother went through menopause (chemo induced) and after 6 years without a period, had lady partsl bleeding. Fortunately not cancer, but she definitely needed an ablation to stop the bleeding. Just because one is postmenopausal doesn't mean the uterus or other female reproductive organs can't cause issues.

Specializes in Psych/Mental Health.

I'm late with my WILTW, and I don't remember half of what I learned. (Must not have done a very good job of learning it)

Work has been hectic, lots of high acuity manic and paranoid schizophrenic patients who don't believe in sleep. School has been hectic with too many papers to write. One night, while talking to the house super, he got a call, "The ED just blew up." So, I had to check...they had 3 patients. :-)

I would like an 8-5 paper nurse type job.

I am so tired, and can't wait for this semester to be over. Hopefully, I get a low census one day this week.

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