What is fecal texture?

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I was charting a BM in our computerized charting & it asks me (from a drop-down menu) what the "texture" of the BM was. There were options like hard, soft, liquid, etc. One of the options for texture was "fecal." Can anyone describe what a fecal-textured BM is :lol2: Gotta love computer charting!

I. Cannot. Stop. Laughing.... oh bless us and keep us....

ROFL! :yeah:

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(tears squirting from eyes as hysterical laughter wakes up everybody in the house)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

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Was there a choice for corn, or no corn? LOL

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Specializes in Nurse Manager, Labor and Delivery.

my daughter just rushed in the room wondering why i was laughing so hard. this is a scream!!!!!!

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Apparently the mods didn't give this thread the proverbial courtesy flush.

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Specializes in Cardiac, Thoracic, Vsg, ENT, GU.
I love charting poops that consist of multiple colors and textures...it's like a potpourri of charting options! :barf01: And gross nonetheless. There are just certian parts of the job I dislike!

as they say, "better out than in!":clown:

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Specializes in Cardiac, Thoracic, Vsg, ENT, GU.
Some times he's nutty some times he's corny he can be brown or greenish brown, but if you eat fiber on Christmas Eve he might come to your town! Mr Hanky the Christmas poo!!

TMI!!:uhoh3:

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Specializes in Cardiac, Thoracic, Vsg, ENT, GU.
(tears squirting from eyes as hysterical laughter wakes up everybody in the house)

:rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl::rotfl:

your religious quote has what to do with poo?:uhoh3:

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:eek:That would be a massive turd to weigh a kg.

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There is just some thng wrong with that.....fecal texture???? Gross!!!!

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Specializes in Medsurg/ICU, Mental Health, Home Health.

We actually had this as part of our electronic charting! No one, kept a straight face in our EMAR class when this, uh, "menu" was being explained.

It was changed to a less descriptive set of options a bit later on without explanation...

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Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..
you mean there is no "lumpy" listed? :eek: and what about ruby red?
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