Nurses Humor
Published Nov 28, 2002
1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper
sticker that says: "How's my driving, call 1-800-"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space".
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than
Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
baseline
581 Posts
OH yeah.........LOL
emily_mom
1,024 Posts
Originally posted by ptnurse 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Oh yeah!!!! :roll
Kristy
VivaLasViejas, ASN, RN
108 Articles; 9,984 Posts
Oh, man, can I relate!?
Here's a couple more:
You discover that your legs have grown sweat glands.....even though it's the middle of the winter and the room temp is hovering around 40 degrees.
Your moods are as predictable as your periods.........and about as pleasant.
Your idea of a "light" flow is one that goes through one super-plus tampon, a pad and an Attends every 3 hours.
FutureRN~Pookie
262 Posts
OMIGOSH! This is SO me right now. Not only am I on my period, I have a freakin' COLD!! Oh well, I'll get over it all soon enough I hope!!
BTW, here's another one:
You tend to cry /get emotional about EVERYTHING, even things like your dog laying peacefully on the couch! (true story!!)
I always tend to get really emotional around/ during my "time of the month".
Pookie
BadBird, BSN, RN
1,126 Posts
I am so glad I had a hysterectomy, I feel so sorry for yall.
cpgrn
138 Posts
You could eat the entire contents of the refrigerator and still want more!
zudy
475 Posts
Too true,cpgrn!!! I'll still be chewing, and wondering what I can eat next!!
J-RN student
83 Posts
Guilty!:chuckle
Darlene K.
341 Posts
:chuckle
I tend to go through the drive thru and order enough food for 3 people.
deespoohbear
992 Posts
Originally posted by ptnurse 1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving, call 1-800-" 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space". 8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus. 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10.The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Been there, done that. My personal favorite is #6....:roll
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