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  1. FutureRN~Pookie

    "Change" of life

    LMAO!!! :rotfl: I just "cent" this to my mom, who's going thru the 'change" good one, dave! kacy
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    Does EVERYBODY have finals next week?

    Mon...NONE! get to sleep in...I wonder if I remember how to! Tues....Chemistry! Wed....Biology Thurs.....Caculus I will be on Christmas break from 11am Dec. 11 to January 12th WOOOOTTT! Kacy
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    Why Men Lie....

    :rolleyes: Sure..... Kacy
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    Kids in Church

    :rotfl: That last one sounds almost identical to something I did when I was younger! Cute, bedpan! Kacy
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    Closer to God

    A 70-year-old man went to the doctor's for a physical. The doctor ran some tests and said to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?" And the man answered, "Oh me and God? We have a really tight bond, he's so good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off." The Doctor was astonished. He called the man's wife and said, "I'd like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?" And she said, "That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!"
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    Always Working

    A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck. The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line." "Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
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    12 Incher

    This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it. "Hey, what's that?" "A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist." "Can I try?" The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. "Ducks? I didn't wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!" "Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist?"
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    No Love For Strings

    A string walks into a bar with a few friends and orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve strings here." The string walks away a little upset and sits down with his friends. A few minutes later he goes back to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender, looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve strings here." So the string goes back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties himself in a loop and messes up the top of his hair. Then he walks back up to the bar and orders a beer. The bartender squints at him and says, "Hey, aren't you a string?" And the string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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    A good Dentist !

    LMAO!! :rotfl: jnette, that was hilarious! Kacy
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    Got any grapes?

    A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: ''Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!'' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, ''Got any nails?'' Confused, the bartender says no. ''Good!'' says the duck. ''Got any grapes?''
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    12 STD's of Christmas

    OMG! Wow, that was.......interesting to say the least. Kacy
  12. FutureRN~Pookie

    Another Thread for Gas-Passers

    :rotfl: LMAO!! Kacy
  13. FutureRN~Pookie

    Duct tape

    LMAO!!!!!!!!!! :rotfl: OMG, that was so funny! I needed the laugh! Thanks Kacy
  14. FutureRN~Pookie

    rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy

    LOL! I never noticed! Kacy
  15. FutureRN~Pookie

    Hat vs Boots

    OMG, Fran, that's hilarious!!! :rotfl: :rotfl: LMAO!! Kacy
  16. FutureRN~Pookie

    Photo test...

    :rotfl: LMAO!!! Somehow I KNEW that was coming! Kacy