This week, I learned (7/18).....

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1. All work and no play for seven straight days makes ixchel a mean girl. I think I may owe some apologies when I go back to work. :(

2. A young person is capable of being hypoxic to anoxic for so long their brain swells before their heart stops. (Particularly when they've had a lifetime of ignored asthma exacerbation so to get used to chronic hypoxia.)

3. Regarding said person, I have many cuss words for the people who could have done more for her.

4. Pools get slimy fast.

5. This person exists: VITAS - Седьмой элемент / The 7th Element - YouTube

6. I love the pet therapy thread! (If you haven't seen it, go to my profile and see threads I've started. I think it's the one I started before this one.)

7. I'm attempting to go off caffeine. I'm an idiot.

8. I want to be an FBI agent. Mulder and Scully just make it look so damn cool.

9. Apparently, a wonderful perk of working for a hospital is a fast-acting employee health department. It's good to know my potential HIV and Hep status quickly after a needle stick.

10. Press Ganey did not ask questions I hoped they would ask on our survey.

11. I'm not okay with the waxing and waning of adequate staffing, especially when they have yet to actually "officially" change the staffing requirements for my unit to what they "officially changed it to" two years ago. NOT COOL. This is actually what led to number 1.

What have you learned this week?

That I really need some positive change in my life as I am becoming a VERY grumpy person - pregnant or not I'm becoming very tired of the crap and I'm not being so quite about it anymore.

That there is a headache associated with sexual activity type 1 and type 2 (I've heard of the problem - just not the two types).

That my employer is just as ridiculous as the rest and will refuse to accept that real change needs to occur or we will continue to lose the good staff we have.

That it is getting darker earlier and I am NOT ready for the winter.

That I LOVE applying for scholarships as it brings the creative writer out of me. Even if I don't get the money - it's been rewarding to challenge myself.

Winter is Coming

That some surgeons apparently don't realize that the MD behind their name shouldn't stand for major **** (slang word for male anatomy).

Or a female cleansing product?

Winter is Coming

I'm NOT READY!!! :arghh::sour::no::cry:

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
I'm NOT READY!!! :arghh::sour::no::cry:

I am. It's too hot here. Ugh!

I'll say it again.

Winter is Coming.

Are there really no GOT fans here???

I may have to flounce.

I think we had the conversation about pregnancy hormone induced TV jealousy and GOT already lol.

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.
I'll say it again.

Winter is Coming.

Are there really no GOT fans here???

I may have to flounce.

Oh, no. I don't watch GOT.

First the clowns, now this. You people are killing me.

I think we had the conversation about pregnancy hormone induced TV jealousy and GOT already lol.

I'm REMINISCING!!!

Specializes in Hospice.

I learned sometimes "Eat dessert before dinner. Hell, eat dessert INSTEAD of dinner!" is just as liberating for the Hospice Nurse as it is for the Hospice patient. 🍦🍪🍩🍧🍰🍫🍮🍭🍬🍡❤️👍

I've learned that I really have to hit up the Home Health Forum. Home Care is really a unique specialty, and I'm very wary of the amount of paperwork. I've been in computer class all week (Allscripts) It seems easy WHILE THE INSTRUCTOR IS THERE, but I'm sure I'll be a sniveling idiot when I am on my own.

I'm REMINISCING!!!

Okay don't yell at me I'M A TENDER LITTLE SNOWFLAKE

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