This made my night last night...

[Forever Sunshine, ASN, RN]

I was giving one of my residents her eye drops. She hates getting eye drops. She is a drama queen about it on purpose. lol I gave her the drops in one eye. Then went to go put them in the other eye and she tries whack my hand out of the way(she doesn't hit hard lol) and says "THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN MY EYE". So I ask her.. "Well where are they supposed to go then?"

She says in the loudest voice.. "up your ass!"

[Been there,done that, ASN, RN]

Love it! She is lucky to have a nurse like you with a sense of humor.

[exnavygirl-RN]

I have a resident like that, too. Love them.

[Dixielee, BSN, RN]

I had a stroke patient recently. When I asked if she knew where she was, she said, "Yes, but I'm sure not going to tell you!"

[Airidis]

When i was a psw i had a lady in the lift chair to get her into the tub and she started to have a BM. She took to screaming " get that pen*s out of my A$$!!!" Omg... I howled!

[GimiRN]

I was giving one of my residents her eye drops. She hates getting eye drops. She is a drama queen about it on purpose. lol I gave her the drops in one eye. Then went to go put them in the other eye and she tries whack my hand out of the way(she doesn't hit hard lol) and says "THEY ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GO IN MY EYE". So I ask her.. "Well where are they supposed to go then?"

She says in the loudest voice.. "up your ass!"

:hhmth:

That sounds exactly like something my grandma would have said. Sometimes you just gotta laugh! LOL

[realnursealso/LPN, LPN]

:hpygrp: too funny!

[9livesRN, BSN, RN]

If I can taste them when you give them to me in my yes can't you just give me them in my mouth?

[prmenrs, RN]

My grandfather was one who was intermittently w/it, but you could never tell. My cousin sent him a letter, he opened it, read it, put it away. My aunt asked, "Do you know who that was from, Grandaddy?" He gave her sort of a disgusted look and said, "YOUR Son, Richard!"