Nurses Humor
Published Dec 20, 2002
Brian, ASN, RN
3 Articles; 3,695 Posts
Makes you wonder
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from
a hen's butt looked edible?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a heorifice carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but
don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they
are going to look up there anyway?
Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're
both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why ARE Trix only for kids?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why
didn't he just buy dinner?
Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,
is he still wrong?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at
you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars
in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint
somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?
OBNURSEHEATHER
1,961 Posts
Originally posted by brian If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?
:rotfl: :rotfl:
HRHNurse Carol
21 Posts
Thanks Brian, really enjoyed that!!
SKM-NURSIEPOOH, BSN, RN
669 Posts
originally by brian ...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made fromvegetables, then what is baby oil made from?...
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?...
luv this one...
...is disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
...if the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out ofcoconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
great thread brian!!!
cheers - moe.
renerian, BSN, RN
5,693 Posts
Very funny Brian! Happy Holidays.
renerian
melissa24
94 Posts
So does "Baa Baa Black Sheep."
J-RN student
83 Posts
:chuckle :roll :chuckle
PennyLane, RN
1,193 Posts
l.rae
772 Posts
of course!:rotfl:
maggie7
69 Posts
Just great! :roll
LasVegasRN
835 Posts
Originally posted by brian What do you call male ballerinas?
Oh! I know this one!!
Depends on the country. Some are called "Cavaliers". In Italy, I've heard them called "Ballermos". Also referred to as premier danseur or danseur noble. Mostly, they are called "the male dancer". :chuckle
Lausana
391 Posts
Originally posted by brian Makes you wonder Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.
Good one :chuckle