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Makes you wonder

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll

squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from

a hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a

horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a heorifice carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of

coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but

don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they

are going to look up there anyway?

Why does goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're

both dogs!

What do you call male ballerinas?

Why ARE Trix only for kids?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why

didn't he just buy dinner?

Why is a person that handles your money called a Broker?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him,

is he still wrong?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars

in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint

somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure?

Originally posted by brian

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

:rotfl: :rotfl:

Thanks Brian, really enjoyed that!!

Specializes in LTC/Peds/ICU/PACU/CDI.
originally by brian ...if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from

vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?...

well if corn oil is made from corn...isn't corn a vegetable...makes you wonder what other vegetables vegetable oil is made from???

luv this one...

...is disney world the only people trap operated by a mouse?
& this one...
...if the professor on gilligan's island can make a radio out of

coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

my own question about gillian's island is why the h*ll are all of the passagers bringing all of the stuff with them on a 3 hour tour??? the howell's have suitcases full of clothes & money, ginger & marianne have way too many clothes, & the professor have way too many books; but the skipper & gillian have the same clothes & don't go telling me that those guys were in uniform either. that show just crack me up!!!

great thread brian!!!

cheers - moe.

Specializes in MS Home Health.

Very funny Brian! Happy Holidays.

renerian

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

So does "Baa Baa Black Sheep."

:chuckle :roll :chuckle

If a man is talking in the forest, and no woman is there to hear him, is he still wrong?

of course!:rotfl:

Just great! :roll

Originally posted by brian

What do you call male ballerinas?

Oh! I know this one!!

Depends on the country. Some are called "Cavaliers". In Italy, I've heard them called "Ballermos". Also referred to as premier danseur or danseur noble. Mostly, they are called "the male dancer". :chuckle

Originally posted by brian

Makes you wonder

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at

you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

:confused: Good one :chuckle

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