Please don't label this thread "negative". It is meant to be fun.
Your scrubs are ugly.
I don't think you are "cute" when you get all googley-eyed and giggly around the young docs. I think it makes nurses look bad.
I cannot BELIEVE you were nominated for A Daisy Award! Did you nominate yourself?
It's called deodorant, use it.
Do your own assessment and stop badgering me for every single detail during report.
I swear I am going to put Ex Lax all over my lunch so the next time someone calls out for the runs, I will know it is you who keeps stealing my food!
Yes, my stethoscope is nice and it was expensive. Buy your own.
No time to help me turn my patient, huh? Yet, every time you need help, I have been there for you.
Your situational awareness sucks. While you are browsing the latest deals on the internet, I am drowning. Look around and help out your coworkers.
I'm happy you look rested and ready for your shift. Next time get here 15 minutes earlier so I can leave on time and be rested and ready for you.
No, you don't ALWAYS get the crappy assignment. I don't think you'd be happy with ANY assignment.
If you're sooooo sick of this place- leave.
