-Don't hover over me while I'm writing down info. I will tell you when I'm ready to give report. You never give report on time. In fact, everyone hates giving you report because you are late and take the longest the get report.
-I'm not the only person you can call and ask questions. The other nurses know important phone numbers and the location of supplies/forms.
-Calm down with the body spray. If it makes me nauseous, I can only imagine how your patients feel.
-Sometimes I wonder if you have a mind of your own because you can't seem to make any decisions about what to do with your patients without my input.
-I don't want to hear your little stories during report. Just give me the report and be on your way.
-I really appreciate you coming in extra so much but I think you are crazy!
Management
-The lounge didn't get cleaned up because we were so busy, ya know being short staffed and all that no one got a break. They were lucky to pee.
-The timing of your meetings are very inconvenient.
Dr. X, please stop doing "remote care". If I knew that being a doctor meant reading a triage note in a computer, eyeballing the person from across the room, and then writing order, then I would have gone to medical school.
Stop criticizing everyone who doesn't do things just like you do.
Oh yes ...isn't that annoying.
'The one way my way' thinking style ..... what other professional thinks like that ?
I am so over working with 'professionals' who handle information at that level.
My message to the 'one way, my way' types ....
- Get some proper university education now (obviously some nurses 'have it' naturally - but you are going to have to do the hard slog)
- Find some sophistication
- Find some manners ...it's rude to nitpicky someone. It's negative and not particularly effective - it also easily crosses the bullying threshold. If you have no idea have to behave ...then you can start by broadening your social circle and start learning
to the psych aide who is absolutely obnoxious with patients and staff alike and who brags nonstop to anyone she can trap about the all "a's" she's earning in nursing school: i know something you don't know yet. your ___professor is my husband and i averaged the midterm exam grades after my husband graded them, and you got a 37%. so shut your big fat mouth already!
To the theatre team who were due to relieve my team tonight. Check we can stay over before you send for your last patient an hour late. No point checking with us when the pt is already on the table. Grrrrrr...............
so.... you say you've been giving that megase since the 14th???? well today is the 24th and the plastic is still around the lid. Never even opened the bottle yet. if your going to lie ... at least make it look like you gave it. do your job!!!
To the new nurse in orientation with me: OMG, you're one-upper personality is on my last. $%&^. nerve. Please, for the love of all things good, shut your mouth.
And yes, each time I turned over my ipod today I was recording your know-it-all stories and attitude. I complain to my husband about you frequently, so I wanted him to hear it for himself - instead of thinking that I was exaggerating!
Specializes in long term care, alzheimer's, ltc rehab.
just had to say this after last weekend:
to nurse g on 3-11 shift: if you make one more of your ignorant comments about how i don't "belong" at this facility...i swear to god i will end up in jail for mopping the floor with your dumb a$$! yes, i do have cerebral palsy. no, it does not make me "stupid", "demented", or "retarded"!
Yes, you did just catch me staring at your underwear... it's hard not to when you bend over and your neon-orange leopard print thong sticks 5 inches out of your scrubs.
If you want your patients to not look at you like you're a whore, dress and act like a professional.
Specializes in long term care, alzheimer's, ltc rehab.
lol...reminds me of this one girl at our last job that wore the baby doll t shirts and low rider scrubs...it's like "no, i really do not need to see every last stitch of your underwear" lol
Caffeine_IV
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-Don't hover over me while I'm writing down info. I will tell you when I'm ready to give report. You never give report on time. In fact, everyone hates giving you report because you are late and take the longest the get report.
-I'm not the only person you can call and ask questions. The other nurses know important phone numbers and the location of supplies/forms.
-Calm down with the body spray. If it makes me nauseous, I can only imagine how your patients feel.
-Sometimes I wonder if you have a mind of your own because you can't seem to make any decisions about what to do with your patients without my input.
-I don't want to hear your little stories during report. Just give me the report and be on your way.
-I really appreciate you coming in extra so much but I think you are crazy!
Management
-The lounge didn't get cleaned up because we were so busy, ya know being short staffed and all that no one got a break. They were lucky to pee.
-The timing of your meetings are very inconvenient.