The Mockery of Nursing

[Old.Timer]

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

Hmmmmm, I would suggest that you drive your car into a house after shoplifting the tequila and whiskey while you are drinking it.....................while wearing your scrubs, of course....that way you don't have to make any decisions!

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

I have always wanted to be a Brain Surgeon because I want to be the first doctor that does the world's first BRAIN TRANSPLANT....but I really don't want to go to medical school.

Does anyone know any on-line courses I can take????????

It's my DDDDDRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

Any advises would be helpful.

[OCNRN63, RN]

I can't advice you. Your going to definately have to look into schools that dont require an MD. I know u can do it!

[mazy]

I have always wanted to be a Brain Surgeon because I want to be the first doctor that does the world's first BRAIN TRANSPLANT....but I really don't want to go to medical school.

Does anyone know any on-line courses I can take????????

It's my DDDDDRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!!

Any advises would be helpful.

You're getting this backward. You can't become a doctor and do a brain transplant. You have to get a brain transplant and THEN become a doctor.

[subee, MSN, CRNA]

It's13:20. Day off. Still in bathrobe. Reached page 100 on this thread. Depressed, co-dependent and deeply in debt. Can I become a nurse? Despite my other issues, I've not yet been arrested. Doesn't the fact that I've accomplished reading 100 pages of this thread prepare me for my online CRNA degree?

[mazy]

It's13:20. Day off. Still in bathrobe. Reached page 100 on this thread. Depressed, co-dependent and deeply in debt. Can I become a nurse? Despite my other issues, I've not yet been arrested. Doesn't the fact that I've accomplished reading 100 pages of this thread prepare me for my online CRNA degree?

Probably not, but it will definitely count as 100 CEUs.

[SHGR, MSN, RN, CNS]

Probably not, but it will definitely count as 100 CEUs.

Great! I'll add it to my resume.

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

No, probably not, but the fact that you are still in your bathrobe at 13:20 is a good start...I think you need to work on the arrest, though.

Can you leave your house and wander through the neighborhood in your bathrobe, perhaps verbally accosting young children and old people?

or at least just the old people......

Maybe you could partake of some liquid refreshment before you go out?

Then you could get a WUI as well....(walking under influence)...you'd be a slam dunk for CRNA school then.

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

No, probably not, but the fact that you are still in your bathrobe at 13:20 is a good start...I think you need to work on the arrest, though.

Can you leave your house and wander through the neighborhood in your bathrobe, perhaps verbally accosting young children and old people?

or at least just the old people......

Maybe you could partake of some liquid refreshment before you go out?

Then you could get a WUI as well....(walking under influence)...you'd be a slam dunk for CRNA school then.

rofl....I had a patient today tell me that she always wanted to be a nurse, she just loved HELPING people, y'know?....but she didn't graduate high school and thought that she'd do it once she had her GED, but then she had three kids, so....she hasn't gotten around to applying to nursing school, but she heard there was such a shortage she could definitely get in. Never mind that there's a wait list of like two years, she knew that her DREAAAAMMM would definitely give her an edge. After all, she's really wanted this, and of course the admissions people would see that.

I smiled and wished her the best of luck.

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

A new color for my Fomite Factory Scrubs line: Dreeaaammm Team Rose-Colored Glasses.

Coming soon to a location near you :)

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

OMG OMG....I'm ......

POST NUMBER 1,000!!!!!!!

WWOOOOTT!

[ClearBlueOctoberSky]

I had a patient kiss me on the hand and another pat me on the butt today. I just don't know what to do, that's crossing the boundry's!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE that these old people actually need physical touch to maintain their health.

It's my DREEAAAMMMMM to help people, but how dare they expect me to actually TOUCH them.

Now I am going to go bathe in Lysol and burn my fomite infested scrubs.