The Mockery of Nursing

[Old.Timer]

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

[Do-over, ASN, RN]

THanks. Now I am itching.

[wooh, BSN, RN]

Anyone hungry for seafood?

[AndyB]

I have some crab boil and Old Bay!

[caroladybelle, BSN, RN]

I think it was moved to the "Nurses with a Criminal History" forum.The fact that we even need such a forum saddens me greatly.

While there are forums that we should have:Lacking in common sense forum.Forum for the reality impaired.The forum for the self centered.......it is really ALL about me.

[AndyB]

What can you do if the colostomy bag you emptied ruined KFC gravy for the rest of your life?

[wooh, BSN, RN]

Why did you empty an ostomy bag? Don't you have AIDES that will do that?????

[beckyboo1, BSN, RN]

LOL I will never look at a colostomy the same again!

[OCNRN63, RN]

Those don't bother me. And the criminal forum doesn't bother me when the crime is in the distant past, the person has taken their punishment and moved on. But when you're in nursing school, have the common sense not to drive drunk! It's not hard. You need to drive? DON'T DRINK. You want to drink? DON'T DRIVE!

Or shoplift. Duh.

[mofomeat]

What can you do if the colostomy bag you emptied ruined KFC gravy for the rest of your life?

That's probably for the best, anyways. KFC will kill you.

[wooh, BSN, RN]

I haven't gotten a job, but here's my advice on how to get a job....

[Perpetual Student]

I haven't gotten a job, but here's my advice on how to get a job....

I once mooned someone. I'm therefore an expert on moon colonization.

Speaking of moon colonization, what medium is best for growing out moon bugs?

[wooh, BSN, RN]

I think after work scrubs should work well for growing most anything!