The Mockery of Nursing

[Old.Timer]

Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

IMHO, you're going to need more than that. You'll need pain killers after you get done beating your head against the wall.

Wow, didn't think of that but you're (your) so correct...

I would pass on the NSAIDS and go right to the narcotics!!!!

[diva rn, BSN, RN]

and I see you're (your) familiar with his work......

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

???

Satanic thread?

If it hasn't been pulled yet, it's a parody to the "I love being a Christian Nurse" thread.

[SHGR, MSN, RN, CNS]

wooh, just to make your day....check out some of the other posts of the "fledging nurse manager".....and I think she's a he.....this poster has had something to say to everyone about everything in the past....and he is a student...at least he was recently....but "has a degree in some sort of management" and has been a manager of a Fortune 500 company (or so he would like you to think)

Warning....if you seek out these past posts...make sure you have whatever you need..

ie depends, or blood pressure meds, or an antiemetic of some sort.

If this is the poster I think you are referring to- I think he has serious Mind and Mental Health issues.

[RNsRWe, ASN, RN]

wooh, just to make your day....check out some of the other posts of the "fledging nurse manager".....and I think she's a he.....this poster has had something to say to everyone about everything in the past....and he is a student...at least he was recently....but "has a degree in some sort of management" and has been a manager of a Fortune 500 company (or so he would like you to think)

Warning....if you seek out these past posts...make sure you have whatever you need..

ie depends, or blood pressure meds, or an antiemetic of some sort.

I think I looked up a different person..? That was using a feminine name. Guess I'll keep looking.

[Woodenpug, BSN]

You all moved on from the Kool aid references before I could ask. Were you referring to the "electric acid Kool aid test" or to Reverend Jone's recipie? It could go either way, really.

[SHGR, MSN, RN, CNS]

Ha, there is a thread simply entitled "I got a pop- up" in all caps and my mind went right into the gutter.

[dirtyhippiegirl, BSN, RN]

Dear SnowPrincess:

you suck at trolling.

/experienced trolls eat their young, too

//and then make neon colored poop studded with little jewels

///or something. Just finished a 17 hour shift.

[Pepper The Cat, BSN, RN]

The PVT lied to me thread is reaching an all new low.

Apparently, anyone who did not tell the OP that she is a wonderful person and will be a wonderful nurse despite failing the NCLEX 3 times is a MEAANNN person.

[mazy]

wooh, just to make your day....check out some of the other posts of the "fledging nurse manager".....and I think she's a he.....this poster has had something to say to everyone about everything in the past....and he is a student...at least he was recently....but "has a degree in some sort of management" and has been a manager of a Fortune 500 company (or so he would like you to think)

Warning....if you seek out these past posts...make sure you have whatever you need..

ie depends, or blood pressure meds, or an antiemetic of some sort.

Isn't that the guy who just got a job and is now complaining about his job title? He still hasn't gotten his RN license.

I have long wondered what would happen if he started working and I can see he will continue to be even more insufferable.

Is MacDonald's a Fortune 500 company?

[SHGR, MSN, RN, CNS]

Isn't that the guy who just got a job and is now complaining about his job title?

This is my vote, as well.

There are three members of AN that I have hidden...this one, the med student who keeps posting the same troll responses in the APN section, and one other male nursing student. I never noticed this running theme before.

[netglow, ASN, RN]

Rats. Missed the PTB a Satanist nurse thread.