The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Got a message when I tried to PM you, saying you were a packrat or something.

OK; you should be good to go!

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
sniff, sniff! You are being so MEANNNNN to me! You are trying to eat me! - Um wait. We have almost the same experience - so I guess you can't eat me.

I know! You are jealous of me because I am so BEAUTIFUL! Cause I am - see my pretty coat and nice tail? That is it. You are just jealous.

Plus - I am a special snowflake. I know I am. All my invisible friends tell me so!

I'm not being mean. I even quoted Bob Dylan for you! I don't do that for just anybody.

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Did every on here have their fun part of their brain removed lately? Everyone is so touchy as of late.

Nah, Guy, they're just working some steam loose.

I can bring back the show tunes if ya like! :)

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

No! No! Not the show tunes!

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Specializes in nursing education.

If I use this thread to make fun of threads I've started that never received a response, would people go there and answer? Not if y'all gonna chastise me though. Just if you tell me my dreeeeam will come true.

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Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

Give it a try. The worst we could do is smurf at you for a couple of days.

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Give it a try. The worst we could do is smurf at you for a couple of days.

OMG, how can you call yourself a NURSE?! :)

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Specializes in Gerontology.
If I use this thread to make fun of threads I've started that never received a response, would people go there and answer? Not if y'all gonna chastise me though. Just if you tell me my dreeeeam will come true.

My invisible friends say that you are a wonderful nurse so I am sure that your dreeeeaamms will come true! They know that you are a wonderful, super-duper nurse so you will be fine!

And the reason that no one responded to your thread is because they are all meaaaannn and will just eat you any way! (nom nom nom)

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OMG, how can you call yourself a NURSE?! :)

It says so on her name tag. It says smurf on mine.

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no! no! not the show tunes!

now you done it ;)

student nursin', had me a blast

student nursin', happened so fast

had a group, shiny and new

they were bright, fast learners too...

but some cried, complained and lied,

wanna bet that there'll be ns stew...

welluh welluh welluh

tell me more, tell me more,

did some freak at code brown?

tell me more, tell me more,

do they have care plans down?

uh huh....mmm....uh huh....mmm....uh huh yeah!

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It says so on her name tag. It says smurf on mine.

If my tired old eyes could squint enough to read mine, it probably says Biter Nurse.

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Specializes in Gerontology.

Student Nsg, had me a blast

Student Nsg, happened so fas

Those old nurses, they were not fun

They yelled at us all the day long

Thosevold nurses did not smile

Did not welcome us, no not at all

welluh welluh uh

Tell me more tell more

Did they question your technique

Tell me more, tell me more

,Did they watch in

disbelief?

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