The Mockery of Nursing

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Just a bit ago the top three threads involved:

1.I have a DWI. Can I be a nurse?

2.I am stupid. Can I be a nurse?

3.If it takes me five times to pass NCLEX, Can I be nurse.

Not much left to add. Says it all.

Specializes in Emergency/Cath Lab.

Did every on here have their fun part of their brain removed lately? Everyone is so touchy as of late.

OCNRN63, empty your stupid PM mail box!

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
OCNRN63, empty your stupid PM mail box!

I've only got two in there! I'll toddle off and see what's wrong; give me a minute or two. ;)

Did every on here have their fun part of their brain removed lately? Everyone is so touchy as of late.

I sprained my funny bone yesterday at work. They won't give me workman's comp.:smokin:

I've only got two in there! I'll toddle off and see what's wrong; give me a minute or two. ;)

Got a message when I tried to PM you, saying you were a packrat or something.

Specializes in Gerontology.
I'm sorry, but it ain't me babe. No, no, no it ain't me babe, it ain't me you're looking for babe.

sniff, sniff! You are being so MEANNNNN to me! You are trying to eat me! - Um wait. We have almost the same experience - so I guess you can't eat me.

I know! You are jealous of me because I am so BEAUTIFUL! Cause I am - see my pretty coat and nice tail? That is it. You are just jealous.

Plus - I am a special snowflake. I know I am. All my invisible friends tell me so!

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
Got a message when I tried to PM you, saying you were a packrat or something.

OK; you should be good to go!

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
sniff, sniff! You are being so MEANNNNN to me! You are trying to eat me! - Um wait. We have almost the same experience - so I guess you can't eat me.

I know! You are jealous of me because I am so BEAUTIFUL! Cause I am - see my pretty coat and nice tail? That is it. You are just jealous.

Plus - I am a special snowflake. I know I am. All my invisible friends tell me so!

I'm not being mean. I even quoted Bob Dylan for you! I don't do that for just anybody.

Did every on here have their fun part of their brain removed lately? Everyone is so touchy as of late.

Nah, Guy, they're just working some steam loose.

I can bring back the show tunes if ya like! :)

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

No! No! Not the show tunes!

Specializes in nursing education.

If I use this thread to make fun of threads I've started that never received a response, would people go there and answer? Not if y'all gonna chastise me though. Just if you tell me my dreeeeam will come true.

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.

Give it a try. The worst we could do is smurf at you for a couple of days.

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