Ten reason to date a nurse:)

[lovehospital]

I'm arleady in a relationship but I found this cute list of why one should date a nurse,female or male gender:)

1.They can help you get over a hangover or cold:)

2.Bedbaths:)

3.The uniform:)

4.They are exposed to so many X-rays,there is no need for birth control:)

5.You will never need to by condoms,paracetamol,toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6.They know how to handle bodily fluids.

7.Nothing shocks a nurse;they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger:)

8.They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9.They can tell when you are full of crap and they can remedy that.

10.They know their way to human body.

:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeatMerry Christmas~

[casi, ASN, RN]

They know how to effectively tie you to the bed...

[ChristineN, BSN, RN]

They are resourceful, they know that a wash basin and urinal can be used as Tupperwear in a pinch

[SimonJester]

They are resourceful, they know that a wash basin and urinal can be used as Tupperwear in a pinch

I'm not eating leftovers at your house :barf01:

[prowlingMA]

Don't forget the MA favorites:

1. Small at home procedures for free

( lance a boil, clean out ears, remove sutures, )

OK maybe I just have a gross spouse.

2. Experts at stain removal.

3. Never having to buy tape. Always in my work bag.

4. Will tell you you pulse and resp. during a boring movie.

[carbaminohemoglobin]

That little angels dancing graphic is kinda creeping me out.......

[yalienne]

CUPIDS have you ever heard of them?

[nrsang97, BSN, RN]

I'm not eating leftovers at your house :barf01:

We use clean wash basins to put food out in all the time for potlucks. We use clean bed pans for popcorn or a clean wash basin. We are deffinately creative.

[berrycomet]

night nurses are even better

+never have to buy them fancy clothes 'cause they're either in scrubs or pajamas

+always available to do those 'little chores' during the day - like taking the car in for service

HAHAHAHAHA. Nice!!

[Not_A_Hat_Person, RN]

They know where to find pillows in the ER (I've had to do this).

You will never have to buy pens or tape.

Who else will help you change and empty your foley bag? (I've done this, too)

[redfoxLPN]

Who else is going to convince the mother-in-law she should go to the hospital after not being able to walk for a week. (Did this last week) And the listeneing to her complain becouse her "bones are rubbing together." (her words) If you're going to complain use the right words. Then she wants to know what the Dr wrote on the paper. If you don't know ask the DR. OK I'll get off my soapbox now.

[Callinurse]

Wow, I never thought my restraint skills would be used at home.

I might have to try this one.

Calli

[tmwhalens]

I agree that nurses are beautiful people. My wife sure is!