Ten reason to date a nurse:)

[lovehospital]

I'm arleady in a relationship but I found this cute list of why one should date a nurse,female or male gender:)

1.They can help you get over a hangover or cold:)

2.Bedbaths:)

3.The uniform:)

4.They are exposed to so many X-rays,there is no need for birth control:)

5.You will never need to by condoms,paracetamol,toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6.They know how to handle bodily fluids.

7.Nothing shocks a nurse;they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger:)

8.They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9.They can tell when you are full of crap and they can remedy that.

10.They know their way to human body.

:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeatMerry Christmas~

[Baloney Amputation, BSN, LPN, RN]

I'm a nurse married to a nurse, so let's see...

He compliments my veins.

He cleans puke from our little girls.

We can eat lunch over an in-depth conversation about C. diff.

I can talk to him about everything, and he will approach it in a very clinical manner. :)

He told me once that, when I spilled a little MOM on me, that his cologne smelled like that, too. He was serious. I about peed my pants.

I can send him to the store for pads and tampons. He doesn't flinch.

He has me make him scrub shirts for work for the weekends when they can wear not all whites. His favorite is this shirt with chickens all over it. I think it's adorable.

He works around many other women, but I know who he loves. :)

But some things will never be funny per se--a gentleman resident who was with it was eating less and less, but he had one favorite food--oyster stew. My husband made him up some in our own kitchen complete with half and half and whole milk to richen it up. Hubby hates oyster stew, but he had to sample it to get the taste just right. So when he brought it to the resident, the resident was a bit misty-eyed--and ate it all. That's one story of many of what I love about him.

Things like this are why I love my nursey nurse husband. Awwwww....