Ten reason to date a nurse:)

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I'm arleady in a relationship but I found this cute list of why one should date a nurse,female or male gender:)

1.They can help you get over a hangover or cold:)

2.Bedbaths:)

3.The uniform:)

4.They are exposed to so many X-rays,there is no need for birth control:)

5.You will never need to by condoms,paracetamol,toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

6.They know how to handle bodily fluids.

7.Nothing shocks a nurse;they have always seen smaller or indeed bigger:)

8.They wont be disgusted by your toilet habits.

9.They can tell when you are full of crap and they can remedy that.

10.They know their way to human body.

:heartbeat:heartbeat:heartbeatMerry Christmas~

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Specializes in Home Health/PD.

great ones, another couple i would add is that they:

::can go all night long

::know mouth to mouth

:lol2:

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great ones, another couple i would add is that they:

::can go all night long

::know mouth to mouth

:lol2:

I agree especially with the first one:chuckle:p

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:dncgcpd::dncgcpd::dncgcpd:

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Specializes in ICU/ER.

what about the unlimited supply of pens? or I guess that comes from living with a nurse!

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5.You will never need to by condoms,paracetamol,toothbrushes or any hospital supplies.

What exactly are patients doing in your hospital that you carry condoms???

:chuckle

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Specializes in ICU/ER.
What exactly are patients doing in your hospital that you carry condoms???

:chuckle

LOL exactly--I have yet to see condoms in our supply closet!!!

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Specializes in Emergency, Trauma.
LOL exactly--I have yet to see condoms in our supply closet!!!

Actually, we have a huge supply in our ER! (Hand them out to those Dx with STDs, etc)

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Specializes in Critical Care, Education.

night nurses are even better

+never have to buy them fancy clothes 'cause they're either in scrubs or pajamas

+always available to do those 'little chores' during the day - like taking the car in for service

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They can take care of you when you get older:))

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Would be good moms because diapers are nothing ;p

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Specializes in dialysis (mostly) some L&D, Rehab/LTC.

Because they are BEAUTIFUL people*:smokin:

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