Silly random nursing thoughts, one sentence, NO JUDGMENTAL FOLKS ALLOWED

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Rule is: One sentence. Random thought. Silly is great. Funny would rock. If you're going to be judgmental, GO TO ANOTHER THREAD! FUN ONLY HERE!

Fomite is my new favorite word because it sounds like a sandwich spread.

Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Oh, I forgot my favorite line, . .

EAGLES MAY SOAR, . . . BUT WEASLES DON'T GET SUCKED INTO JET ENGINES!!!:jester:

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

Sorry, . . .another post, . . . BUT I LOVE THIS THREAD!!!

"IF YOUR NOT THE LEAD DOG ON A SLED TEAM, . . .THE VIEW NEVER CHANGES!!!"

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

"DON'T SWEAT THE PETTY STUFF!"

". . .AND DON'T PET THE SWEATY STUFF!":jester:

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Specializes in Adult/Ped Emergency and Trauma.

TRUE SIGN AT ONE OF MY HOSPITALs,

"Linen room camera really does work, LIGHTs ON AT ALL TIMES!"

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Specializes in Emergency/Level I Trauma, Critical Care.

In the ER, 9 times out of 10 when I asked the patient what brought them in their response starts with "Well uh whut had happen is ..." So now when I give report or one of the docs has questions about a new patient we start with "You see doc, whut had happen was..."

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Specializes in Surgical, quality,management.

No I will not tell your girlfriend she cannot break up with you. You and your brother stabbed each other the other night and are waiting to recovery so that you can be charged with GBH.

I think she is an idiot for staying with you for as long as she did. You and your family are bogans and she is waayy to good for you.

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If I stick a needle into a orange and it falls apart, then did I do it right? Now what was I suppose to be doing tomorrow in Nursing Practice class

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nurse: mr. H how did you fall on the floor

resident: i fell trying to go to the toilet

nurse:why didn't you use your call light

resident: i did when i fell

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yes it is wrong to discharge a patient and not give them a bed hold policy no matter how messed up the family is

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Specializes in ED/ICU/TELEMETRY/LTC.
yes it is wrong to discharge a patient and not give them a bed hold policy no matter how messed up the family is

BWHAHHAHAHAHAHAH I love it.

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Specializes in Surgical, quality,management.

here's the keys to the narcotics cupboard............Look after yourselves.

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Nurse 1: 'I have a discharge today.'

Nurse 2: 'What? You got your period?'

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