i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela
i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
I love "He/she has the collective brains of an empty soap dish."
My father's favorite saying when frustrated was: "I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother." - admittedly he had a warped sense of humor.....
When you wake up one day with no problems and no bills you're probably dead. (Mom)
Cars hurt people. (brother)
Ya shoulda kept yer pants up. (husband when I complain about the boys)
always forward (army battalion motto)
"all my paper have lines" (a student in my class whispered this when the instructor asked us to please get out a blank sheet of paper, bless his heart English was his second language)
"don't moleste me" (my exchange student to the junior high gym teacher, she was from Buenos Aires, particularly funny because he was rumored to do just that)
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Just shoot me in the head. I say that when someone just did something really stupid. Like dr.'s arguing with me. It's great.