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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in maybe L&D or NICU.

i have no idea where all these came from, if they are yours, thanks for sharing, sorry i could not give credit where credit is due...

love is a fire. but whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never

ignororifice: a person who's both stupid and an a** hole.

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experts say you should never hit your children in anger. when is a good time? when you're feeling festive?

-- roseanne barr

my mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a *****.

-- jack nicholson

thanks again to whoever i found these from!!

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Alltime favorite, and it has a story behind it, "only on tuesdays and bingo night" (because every night is a bingo night somewhere)

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Specializes in cardiac med-surg.

don't remember where it came from but it is so true:

a saying i like

there is no truth in the news and there is no news in the truth

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Specializes in Critical care, Pediatris & Geriatrics.

my favorite saying is:

keep your words nice n sweet, because you never know when you'll have to eat them..

nurse2b_amy

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Specializes in NICU, ER, OR.

"Half of life, really, is just showing up"

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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

The foot that you step on today may be connected to the butt (or word of choice) that you have to kiss tomorrow.

...that is, if you are the type to kiss butt.

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Happiness is choice.

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Specializes in Orhto, med/surg.

I think it was Mark Twain who said "If you don't read the news you are not informed, if you read the news you are misinformed". HOW TRUE!

Also.. from Edmond ?? "The only thing necessary for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing"

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so tired I wouldn't walk ten feet to see a piss-ant f***k an elephant!!!

Keep it going add yours!!!

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More screwed up than a soup sandwich

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Tennessee Ten Commandments

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Some people in Tennessee have trouble with all those "shalls" and "shall nots" in the Ten commandments. Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks in middle Tennessee got together and translated the "King James" into "Jackson County" language.... no joke, read on... The Hillbilly's Ten Commandments (posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN.)

(1) Just one God

(2) Honor yer Ma & Pa

(3) No tellin' tales or gossipin'

(4) Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

(5) Put nothin' before God

(6) No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

(7) No killin'

(8) Watch yer mouth

(9) Don't take what ain't yers

(10) Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain an' simple, don't ya think? Y'all have a nice day

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Are any of Y'all good folks enjoying these?

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