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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in OB, critical care, hospice, farm/industr.

Found a good one the other day:

"I'm gonna do X iffn it harelips the governor!"

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I have said for 20 years . __________ if it harelips the Devil!

A friend once told me about a job he did. He said the Job went in

"slick a snot on a hoe handle" I tought i'd bust a gut a Laughing

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Specializes in ICU,PCU ECF, Agency.
He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him.
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My Dad always says:

Hotter 'n a popcorn fart!

Hes' really carrying the mail (running, driving etc fast)

Slicker'n catsh#t

wish in one hand, s##t in the other and see which gets full faster.

I say-

Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest

Dumber than a box of rocks

2 dumbs DONT make a smart ( as in parents = child)

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Specializes in Geriatrics and emergency medicine.

If ya can't dazzel them with brillance,,,baffle them with bull

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Specializes in Oncology, Orthopaedics, Med/Surg.

"our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising every time we fall. ~confucious

i just love that one, and it's held quite a bit of meaning as of recent with me... i say it every day.

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Specializes in Looking at: ER-Trauma-CC.

Carpe Scroti -- really bad Latin for Seize the balls!

Normalcy is a narrow-minded view of reality

Jeez Luise, Mary, Joseph and the rest of the apostles (my pet saying when I'm exasperated)

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Specializes in Looking at: ER-Trauma-CC.
My Dad always says:

Hotter 'n a popcorn fart!

Hes' really carrying the mail (running, driving etc fast)

Slicker'n catsh#t

wish in one hand, s##t in the other and see which gets full faster.

I say-

Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest

Dumber than a box of rocks

2 dumbs DONT make a smart ( as in parents = child)

I usually say dumber than a box of rocks on a hot Sunday afternoon. Don't know why... just came out one day and now I'm known for it in Nursing class.

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Nice body, but ugly face

dreamboat body...shipwreck face is what I call em...

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Specializes in Med/Surg and still learning!.

"You know your having a bad day when you have a needle in your pocket and your favorite pen is in the sharps box!!"

This happened to me...but I can relate!

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Come On Lets Hear them!!!!

"Ugly as Homemade soap"

"So ugly he could make a freight train take a dirt road"

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"A problem is only an opportunity for a miracle." ~~ Rev. John Maxwell

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