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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like
"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans
i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela
i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks
My Dad always says:
Hotter 'n a popcorn fart!
Hes' really carrying the mail (running, driving etc fast)
Slicker'n catsh#t
wish in one hand, s##t in the other and see which gets full faster.
I say-
Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
Dumber than a box of rocks
2 dumbs DONT make a smart ( as in parents = child)
My Dad always says:Hotter 'n a popcorn fart!
Hes' really carrying the mail (running, driving etc fast)
Slicker'n catsh#t
wish in one hand, s##t in the other and see which gets full faster.
I say-
Busier than a one legged man in a butt kicking contest
Dumber than a box of rocks
2 dumbs DONT make a smart ( as in parents = child)
I usually say dumber than a box of rocks on a hot Sunday afternoon. Don't know why... just came out one day and now I'm known for it in Nursing class.
TDub, MSN, EdD
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Found a good one the other day:
"I'm gonna do X iffn it harelips the governor!"