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i find that a lot of people who post have a lot of great saying attached to there post for example like

"i am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% how i react to it." (charles swindoll) if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans

i find it hard to go through everyones posting to find great saying so thought i start a tread so you can post yours and this way i can have a collection of saying all in one spot .........some of them are really funny, some are deep and make you think, some are sweet ...so please post and share your sayings since some of them are really great to read...........thanks angela

i have a long distance relationship with my boyfriend he is away so i love to write to him and add a little quote or story something to make him laugh or think or smile or just feel thought of so appreciate your contributions to my attempting to getting a collection thanks

Specializes in Med Surg, House Manager.

"Just another day in Industrial Paradise!"

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aint got the brains god gave a pis# ant.

(looks sad) you look like somebody stole your dog

walkin in high cotton

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From Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson) in The Departed:

We're all on our way out, act accordingly.

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Specializes in School Nursing.

:trout: you can't argue with stupid !

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Specializes in home health, peds, case management.

i beat my head up against the wall...because it feels good when i stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that went over like a fart in church

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Specializes in home health, peds, case management.
nice body, but ugly face

dreamboat body...shipwreck face is what i call em...

we call them butter face

as in, "shes got a great body, but her face is terrible!"

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Specializes in School Nursing.
;) A SET-BACK IS JUST A SET-UP FOR A COMEBACK !
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Specializes in Community, OB, Nursery.

I like what George Clooney said in "O Brother Where Art Thou"

"You two are dumber'n a bag a' hammers."

Very funny movie, btw.

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Specializes in FNP, Peds, Epilepsy, Mgt., Occ. Ed.

Normal is just a setting on your dryer!

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Specializes in Emergency and Trauma.

"service" means enhancing another person's life not giving away yours...:nurse: :nurse: :nurse:

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I guess Mysubscription ran out here,had to check back in.

* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'.

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Specializes in Mental Health.
Normal is just a setting on your dryer!

'Normal' is a town in Illinois.

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