September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ September 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: October 14)

and the winner is beauxnick ... the cartoon may be viewed at New Tech - Whose idea was this???

Specializes in Hospitalist Medicine.

We thought using the Nurse-o-matic 3000 would save us money by not taking breaks, vacations or sick days. Look at the cost-benefit savings!

The Joint Commission's new Robotic Survey Team uses X-Ray vision to ensure employees no longer hide in the bathrooms during surveys. Nurse Bertha learned this the hard way, unfortunately.

What??? Nurses should be used to being replaced with cheaper alternatives by now.

"It might be cost effective, but I'm not sure patients would like Robo-Nurse inserting a catheter..."

"so what are you patient satisfaction scores looking like?"

She says you reprogramed the computer AGAIN! How can I get you two to get along and work together?

I'm sorry, you may have great accuracy and speed, but your patients say you don't have a heart for nursing.

Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.

"We've decided to gradually replace most of the nursing staff with RoboNurse because they don't need heath insurance coverage. They only need some duct tape and a can of WD40 plus an annual checkup by the IT guy."

Specializes in VA, Ortho, Med/Surg.

"Oh for crying out loud Harold, how many more ding-bat DON's are we going to hire this year?"

Great! The know it all is here...

For the last time; I will not terminate her just because her name is Sarah Connor.

OK ZingBot time to go back to the Big Brother house.

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