September 2014 Caption Contest: Win $100!

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We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

UPDATE

Top 8 captions chosen - help us select the winner @ September 2014 Top 8 Captions - Help Select Winner

Congratulations! (update: October 14)

and the winner is beauxnick ... the cartoon may be viewed at New Tech - Whose idea was this???

"Steve! Patients are starting to complain about the robot nurses... apparently they are cold, calculating, and dehumanizing."

"Well Wanda, nobody noticed when I switched out the doctors"

I can't give you the 3% raise, we still owe another $2 million for your replacement!

Specializes in Critical Care, Rehab.

"I'm sorry Rachel. This is what our staffing agency sent! You will have to do your best with GoogleNurse14! I'm not even sure what she knows. Good luck."

Specializes in Critical Care, Rehab.

"And I think the best part is, she (it) cannot roll her eyes or frown, like you are doing right now. Body language is so over-rated."

Specializes in Critical Care, Rehab.

"Unfortunately, they haven't perfected critical thinking. But, WOW, they are fast on the EHR! Would you like a demonstration?"

Specializes in Critical Care, Rehab.

"There are a few glitches. Apparently it doesn't understand homophones. Could you explain the difference between ilium and ileum?"

"HAL was only trying to help; he's incapable of error, you know."

Yah buddies! I understand, they all expect you to be just like me, no need to use the bathroom, no need for breaks, no time to sit and think. Its all downloaded in you, just keep doing it like me, that's what is expected of you anyways!

So they say you need more than intelligence and skill set for this job, do they? We still can't figure out what they're talking about.

"You need to work on your assessment skills."

We have another cartoon with a missing caption. Can you help us out? We believe you can provide a better caption then we can. We are desperate. We will give you $100 if you provide us with the caption that belongs to this cartoon. All you have to do is follow the Caption Contest Rules below.

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. You may submit as many captions as you wish. We will choose eight finalists in which you will vote for your favorite.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

See Karen, I told you we should have gone further than just our RN! Now look what they're replacing us with!

HUMANS: These continuous alarms are driving us crazy; do you feel you want to silence, disable or ignore them?

ROBOT: The alarms alert me to possible patient complications and it is my responsibility to prevent injury.

HUMANS: WOW, robots aren't distracted by the noise and have no emotions. If only we could solve alarm fatigue by having the same outlook.

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