Funny kiddos

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I'm sure we had a thread of funny kiddo interactions but I didn't feel like searching for it.

This happened a while ago but I was reminded of it today!

I was doing vision and hearing screenings for preschool kids and after conditioning for the hearing screening (dropping a block in a bucket when we heard a tone) this girl cracked me up. She was as articulate as could be :)

Me: You are so good at this! Let's try it with headphones on so only you can hear the beeps!

3 year old: *(side eyes me)* No thank you. That is scary.

BTW- she did wear the headphones after I assured her they did not hurt and tried them on myself :)

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Specializes in ICU/community health/school nursing.

Nothing like side-eye from a 3-year-old!

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I have a kiddo who comes in and has breakfast in my office most mornings.. 3rd grader... one of our recent convos went like this

Him - I really wish I could have a girlfriend!!!

Me - What on earth do you want one for, what would you even do with a girlfriend at your age?

Him - (grins) you know................

Me - ......I do not know....

Him - I would love her forever!!!!

I thought it was the cutest thing. If she walks by he sighs and says... "there is my future family!"

Haha :)

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Specializes in School nurse.

Had a kindergartner today take a tumble in gym and insisted her gall bladder fell out.

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Had a kindergartner today take a tumble in gym and insisted her gall bladder fell out.

I hope you were able to put it back in without incident!

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Specializes in School Nursing.

Valentine's Day:

LD (tiny one): "I'm going to be single the rest of my life"

Office staff: "Now why would you want that?"

LD: "So I can be a bachelor and watch football and drink!"

I was just entering the office and almost peed myself in laughter. (I was running to use the uncontaminated restroom in there)

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I had a 7 year old boy that looked really glum, I asked him what was wrong. He responded, "I am full of winter!"

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6th grade male student who told me he was having hot flashes because his grandmother was as well. True story!

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6th grade male student who told me he was having hot flashes because his grandmother was as well. True story!

Definitely contagious

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