Funny kiddos

  1. I'm sure we had a thread of funny kiddo interactions but I didn't feel like searching for it.


    This happened a while ago but I was reminded of it today!

    I was doing vision and hearing screenings for preschool kids and after conditioning for the hearing screening (dropping a block in a bucket when we heard a tone) this girl cracked me up. She was as articulate as could be

    Me: You are so good at this! Let's try it with headphones on so only you can hear the beeps!
    3 year old: *(side eyes me)* No thank you. That is scary.


    BTW- she did wear the headphones after I assured her they did not hurt and tried them on myself
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  3. by   ruby_jane
    Nothing like side-eye from a 3-year-old!
  4. by   NurseMrn
    I have a kiddo who comes in and has breakfast in my office most mornings.. 3rd grader... one of our recent convos went like this

    Him - I really wish I could have a girlfriend!!!
    Me - What on earth do you want one for, what would you even do with a girlfriend at your age?
    Him - (grins) you know................
    Me - ......I do not know....
    Him - I would love her forever!!!!

    I thought it was the cutest thing. If she walks by he sighs and says... "there is my future family!"

    Haha
  5. by   Windchaser22
    Had a kindergartner today take a tumble in gym and insisted her gall bladder fell out.
  6. by   kidzcare
    Quote from Windchaser22
    Had a kindergartner today take a tumble in gym and insisted her gall bladder fell out.
    I hope you were able to put it back in without incident!
  7. by   LikeTheDeadSea
    Valentine's Day:

    LD (tiny one): "I'm going to be single the rest of my life"
    Office staff: "Now why would you want that?"
    LD: "So I can be a bachelor and watch football and drink!"

    I was just entering the office and almost peed myself in laughter. (I was running to use the uncontaminated restroom in there)
  8. by   Beth1978
    I had a 7 year old boy that looked really glum, I asked him what was wrong. He responded, "I am full of winter!"
  9. by   Mango Juice
    6th grade male student who told me he was having hot flashes because his grandmother was as well. True story!
  10. by   kidzcare
    Quote from Mango Juice
    6th grade male student who told me he was having hot flashes because his grandmother was as well. True story!
    Definitely contagious

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