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There is a trend going on here lately where random people come on here and ask really specific questions.
Y'all need to stop it. It makes you look lazy and stupid.
Pick up the phone and call the appropriate people. Don't ask random strangers on a message board.
How in the heck should *I* know what the schools in your area require to get in? Call the admissions office and ask them. And hope it doesn't change before you finish high school.
How should *I* know what benefits you should expect as nurse once you get out of nursing school? Call the local hospitals/clinics/wherever and ask them. And hope it doesn't change before you graduate.
How should *I* know what the hiring practices are for your local hospital, when you are completely anonymous and could be from Taiwan for all I know? Call the local hospital's HR department and ask them.
You've all seen deeply specific questions on here.
Sometimes I wonder if people have forgotten how to communicate. In this age of social media, do people just not know how to ask anymore?
Is every question a group question now? Should you post random questions on different message boards and expect an answer?
Why wouldn't you contact the actual peope who KNOW the answers?
I am baffled.
I say we just start giving fake answers for the fun of it.
"The schools in your area all require three years of college-level anthropology before you can even apply"
"The trick to getting a job where you live is to send all the hospital administrators in town a gift bag full of glitter, decorative soap and a headshot of yourself in a traditional nurses uniform"
"I went to Obscure University in Kansas, you definitely shouldn't go there, they suck"
How about my 655754757584th PEARSON VUE TRICK question?????????????????
or................................
If you don't give me the answer I need, or you don't tell me what I WHAANNNNNNTTTTT to HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRR you are stepping on my
DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM and you are an ugly, fat, mean NETY nurse who should retire RIGHT NOW so I can have your job!!!!!
Good gawd, ya'll.
bunnysanford
148 Posts
I made the mistake of going through a bingo-card generator called, uh, BSbingo.net (edited here so your eyes don't melt). I got a screenshot and posted it!