Rant - How should *I* know?

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There is a trend going on here lately where random people come on here and ask really specific questions.

Y'all need to stop it. It makes you look lazy and stupid.

Pick up the phone and call the appropriate people. Don't ask random strangers on a message board.

How in the heck should *I* know what the schools in your area require to get in? Call the admissions office and ask them. And hope it doesn't change before you finish high school.

How should *I* know what benefits you should expect as nurse once you get out of nursing school? Call the local hospitals/clinics/wherever and ask them. And hope it doesn't change before you graduate.

How should *I* know what the hiring practices are for your local hospital, when you are completely anonymous and could be from Taiwan for all I know? Call the local hospital's HR department and ask them.

You've all seen deeply specific questions on here.

Sometimes I wonder if people have forgotten how to communicate. In this age of social media, do people just not know how to ask anymore?

Is every question a group question now? Should you post random questions on different message boards and expect an answer?

Why wouldn't you contact the actual peope who KNOW the answers?

I am baffled.

All I got was a page that said "********.net/cards" could not be shown to me.

What am I, a delicate, sensitive, hot-house flower who was raised in the Snowflake Palace?

That's discrimination, that's what that is!

I made the mistake of going through a bingo-card generator called, uh, BSbingo.net (edited here so your eyes don't melt). I got a screenshot and posted it!

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Aw, rats. There's a repeat square. Whatever. I'm just human. I'm leaving!! I didn't come here to be attacked. :p

Specializes in MICU, SICU, CICU.

Love it! I cant wait to call bingo!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.
I made the mistake of going through a bingo-card generator called, uh, BSbingo.net (edited here so your eyes don't melt). I got a screenshot and posted it!

As me old mither used to say, "You're a GOOD kid!"

Love it! I cant wait to call bingo!

No, no we call FLOUNCE!!

I say we just start giving fake answers for the fun of it.

"The schools in your area all require three years of college-level anthropology before you can even apply"

"The trick to getting a job where you live is to send all the hospital administrators in town a gift bag full of glitter, decorative soap and a headshot of yourself in a traditional nurses uniform"

"I went to Obscure University in Kansas, you definitely shouldn't go there, they suck"

Specializes in Specializes in L/D, newborn, GYN, LTC, Dialysis.

How about my 655754757584th PEARSON VUE TRICK question?????????????????

or................................

If you don't give me the answer I need, or you don't tell me what I WHAANNNNNNTTTTT to HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARRRRR you are stepping on my

DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM and you are an ugly, fat, mean NETY nurse who should retire RIGHT NOW so I can have your job!!!!!

Good gawd, ya'll.:crying2:

Specializes in Hospice.

All you old biter COBs just need to die so we can get our dreeeeeaaam jobs. Your to old too work anymore anyway.

Specializes in M/S, LTC, Corrections, PDN & drug rehab.

This is the best drinking game ever! EVER!

Specializes in Med nurse in med-surg., float, HH, and PDN.

My first week on the job and I spelled my name wrong when I was signing off on narcos, can I lose my license?

I was going to suggest a Flounce Drinking Game, but some of the threads around here would result in mass alcohol poisoning.

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I'm going out Friday night, but we are sooooooooo doing this Saturday night. With shots. (Not IMs)

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