FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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The Definition of a Truly Dysfunctional Family

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

dear abby, i am a crack dealer in mt. washington, ky who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of hiv virus. my parents live in morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in west liberty, is...
Religion's Place in Nursing

FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a...
Religion's Place in Nursing

FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

A teacher asked her first grade class if they believe God exists. One little girl enthusiasticlly raised her hand. She replied: Christy.. Yes I do. Teacher.. Do you see the trees out there?...
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

The exact reason why I refuse to go into a nursing home. I'd have to be completely touched in the head and not know what was happening
Religion's Place in Nursing

FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

I'm with you all the way on that one my friend. Did you read my earlier post? I gave a testimont on how I know He exists, and what He has done for me. It's post number
The Obituary

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

Oh, here and there and everywhere. I love your new avitar. It's reall
Religion's Place in Nursing

FranEMTnurse replied to CHIRN's topic in General Nursing

You got that one right honey, by dingies!!!! I can attest to the fact that I would not even be alive now if it was up to me to keep myself here. I had my first brush with death when I was born. I...
These are some of my favorite things

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

zantac and prozac and needles for knitting walkers and handrails and new dental fittings bundles of hello mags tied up with string these are a few of my favorite things cataracts and...
Religion's Place in Nursing

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The Consoler

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when i went to lunch today, i noticed an old lady sitting on a parkbench sobbing her eyes out. i stopped and asked her what was wrong. she said, "i have a 22 year old husband at home. he makes love...
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

This story reminds me of a (joke???) I was recently told. I will just say, those poor gerbils. It was disgusting to say the least. The person who told it to me thought it was funny, but when she asked...
The Sisters of St Francis

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

A man driving down a deserted stretch of highway noticed a sign on the side of the road that read SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION 10 MILES Thinking it was just a figment of his...
A funny Message about Osama Bin Laden

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to heaven. There he was greetedby George Washington, who proceeded to slap him across the face and yell at him, "How dare you try to destroy the nation I helped...
The Sisters of St Francis

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

now now you silly girl.
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

my friend, you have got that statement down to a science. i love it, and [color=olive]is why i'm writing this message in these two colors. remind you of anything????????:rotfl: :rotfl:...
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

FranEMTnurse replied to yazisizit's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl: :chuckle Ain't it fun though??????
The Sisters of St Francis

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Legal Letter

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This was an actual letter sent to Ryan DeVries from the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality, State of Michigan. Wait till you read this guy's response -- but read the letter before you get to...
The Sisters of St Francis

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

Glad you enjoyed
Classes For Men at our Learning Center

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Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults - Sign-up by April 21st NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants....
Classes For Men at our Learning Center

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

:rotfl:
Questions and Answers

FranEMTnurse replied to FranEMTnurse's topic in Nursing Humor

How nice of you to say that. I feel that LAUGHTER is definitely the BEST
Questions and Answers

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

Q. Why are married women heavier than single women? A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge. Man says to God:...
Fashions For the latter years

FranEMTnurse posted a topic in Nursing Humor

many of us "old folks" (those that are way over 50, way, way over 50 or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. we're unsure about the kind of image we are...
Fashions For the latter years

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:chuckle

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