The Definition of a Truly Dysfunctional Family

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

dear abby,

i am a crack dealer in mt. washington, ky who has recently been diagnosed as a carrier of hiv virus.

my parents live in morehead and one of my sisters, who lives in west liberty, is married to a transvestite.

my father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling marijuana. they are financially dependent on my other two sisters, who are prostitutes in covington.

i have two brothers, one is currently serving a non-parole life sentence at eddyville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. my other brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.

i have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives in campton. she is a part time "working girl".

all things considered, my problem is this. i love my fiance and look forward to bringing her into the family. i certainly want to be totally open and honest with her.

should i tell her about my cousin who is a male prostitute?

signed, worried about my reputation