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The Consoler

when i went to lunch today, i noticed an old lady sitting on a park

bench sobbing her eyes out. i stopped and asked her what was wrong.

she said, "i have a 22 year old husband at home. he makes love to me

every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage,

fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

i said, "well, then why are you crying?"

she said, "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."

i said, "well, why are you crying?"she said, "for dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my

favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."

i said, "well, why in the world would you be crying?"

she said, "i can't remember where i live!"

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