The Consoler

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

when i went to lunch today, i noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. i stopped and asked her what was wrong. she said, "i have a 22 year old husband at home. he makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." i said, "well, then why are you crying?" she said, "he makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." i said, "well, why are you crying?"she said, "for dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m." i said, "well, why in the world would you be crying?" she said, "i can't remember where i live!"