The Sisters of St Francis

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A man driving down a deserted stretch of highway noticed a sign on the side

of the road that read

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

10 MILES

Thinking it was just a figment of his imagination he drove on without a

second thought. Soon, he saw another sign

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

5 MILES

He began to realize that these signs are real. He then drove past a third

sign

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION

NEXT RIGHT

His curiosity got the best of him and he pulled into the drive. On the far

side of the parking lot is a sombre stone building with a small sign next to

the door

SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

He climbed the steps and rang the bell. The door was answered by a nun in a

long black habit who asked, "What may we do for you, my son?" He answered,

"I saw your signs along the highway, and I was interested in possibly doing

business." "Very well, my son. Please follow me."

He was led through many winding passages and was soon quite disoriented. The nun stopped at a closed door, and told the man, "Please knock on this door."

He did as he was told and this door was answered by another nun in a long

habit, holding a plate. This nun instructed, "Please place $50 in the plate,

then go through the large wooden door at the end of this hallway."

He got $50 out of his wallet, placed it in the plate, trotted eagerly down

the hall, and slipped through the door pulling it shut behind him. As the door

locked behind him, he found himself back in the parking lot, facing another

small sign

GO IN PEACE

YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED

BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS

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Haha, this is great....really made me wonder right up until the end what was going to happen! :rotfl:

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well......... I suppose they have to earn money somehow!!!

Karen

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:roll :roll

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Glad you enjoyed it.:D

Haha, this is great....really made me wonder right up until the end what was going to happen! :rotfl:
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Did you work at St Francis? Sounds like you know the sisters there?

Pgh

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did you work at st francis? sounds like you know the sisters there?

pgh

er, no!:chuckle

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er, no!:chuckle

oh fran............. imagine how that would look on your cv!! :rotfl:

karen

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now now you silly girl. heeheehee!:chuckle

oh fran............. imagine how that would look on your cv!! :rotfl:

karen

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:rotfl: I had to email that one to mom and dad...my mom liked it so much she printed all kinds of copies to share with her bingo friends! :rotfl:

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:chuckle :chuckle :chuckle

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