Published Apr 15, 2004
Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults - Sign-up by April 21st
NOTE: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their content, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
HOW TO FILL UP THE ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step, with slide presentation.
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL: DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Round table discussion.
IS IT POSSIBLE TO URINATE USING THE TECHNIQUE OF LIFTING THE SEAT UP AND AVOIDING THE FLOOR/WALLS AND NEARBY BATHTUB?
FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN THE LAUNDRY HAMPER ANDTHE FLOOR.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
THE AFTER-DINNER DISHES AND SILVERWARE: CAN THEY LEVITATE AND FLY INTO THEKITCHEN SINK?
Examples on Video.
LOSS OF IDENTITY: LOSING THE REMOTE OR ALLOWING OTHERS TO USE IT.
Help line support and support groups.
LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS, STARTING WITH LOOKING IN THE RIGHT PLACE INSTEAD OF TURNING THE HOUSE UPSIDE DOWN WHILE SCREAMING.
HEALTH WATCH: BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH.
Graphics and audio tape.
REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST.
Real life testimonials.
IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LIVING ALONE OR WITH
Online classes and role playing.
HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION.
Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.
HOW TO FIGHT CEREBRAL ATROPHY: REMEMBERING BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES, OTHER IMPORTANT DATES AND CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE.
Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.
CAR KEYS AND OTHER ITEMS:
Practice on developing skills of putting things back where they belong so that they can be easily found.
Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to any survivors
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Q. How many men does it take to change the toilet roll
A. Don't know, it's never happened
Create well-written care plans that meets your patient's health goals.
This study guide will help you focus your time on what's most important.
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