FranEMTnurse CNA, LPN, EMT-I

LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor.

I have always loved to help people feel better, and is why I became an EMT and an LPN in 1997

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The Phone Call He Regretted Making

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Papa now became the murderer of two
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

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When I get in my silly mood, and the telephone rings, I sometimes answer, "fearlessfanny's house of pleasure. How may I help you?" I usually either a click or it goes silent on the other
Why is it... (nurses constantly throw jabs at physicans)

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It's the anemia, I tell ya, It's the anemia. It has now fogged up my thinking. Aargh! Toodle
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

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:chuckle I have often pulled up to a McDonalds and asked for a whopper. They always said they didn't make them there. The
Why is it... (nurses constantly throw jabs at physicans)

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Dayray, very well put. IMHO, nurses should be more respected by more docs, because they have saved many docs from making fatal mistakes, and is why I do hold them in high esteem. And the poor caring...
Why is it... (nurses constantly throw jabs at physicans)

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Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

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Heh! I get that over the phone all the time. Me a man. Honestly. I mean I do grow a beard and a mustache, but give me a break. I do get them shaved off every now and
The Poke

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These 2 boys snuck out of Church one mourning and there uncel told them if they snuck out of Church again he was going to whop them. The uncle told if they tried to go to sleep he was going to poke...
Why is it... (nurses constantly throw jabs at physicans)

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I agree about the cohesive atmosphere. The only thing is, having extensive experience with many serious illnesses, from Viral encephalomengitis, to PE to pneumoniw accompanied by septicemia, I can...
What made you like your chosen field of nursing better then others?

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I thought this would be a good discussion thread, and could help us to get to know one another
Funny things you have said but wish you didn't

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Love
Terms we will not admit to using

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I like the term, BOS brain one sided for the men better, and P HS Pre horror syndrome for the
What Is Your Most Gross, Yucky, Disgusting Nursing Horror Story?

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Honey, that's called
The Quickie--Er ????

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A man is seated at a restaurant. All the waitresses are gorgeous. A particularly voluptuous waitress wearing a very short...
A Priest, a Preacher, a Rabbi, and a Bear

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A priest, a preacher and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop....
The Quickie--Er ????

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:rotfl: :rotfl: LOVE ot
Always Wear Your Underwear

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A couple drove their car to K-Mart. Their car broke down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to go on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. The wife returned later to see a...
Good Trade

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Sally was driving home from one of her business trips in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, she stopped the...
Jury Selection

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As a court clerk I am well-versed in the jury-selection process. First, a computer randomly selects a few hundred citizens from the entire county to report for jury duty on a particular day. Then,...
Terms we will not admit to using

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I raised them little critters too. Cute, aren't
Terms we will not admit to using

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I remember thinking them kind of thoughts myself when I was a school bus driver. I came mighty close a couple times, but was able to block the
Marie's New Car

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Boudreaux decided to buy Marie a new car for her birthday. They shopped and shopped. Finally, Marie found one she liked. But before signing the papers, Marie looked at the car one more time....
Religion's Place in Nursing

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yes lets lock it
How to tell when a hamster is a male

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If you have raised kids, and gone through the pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead goldfish, the following story will have you laughing out loud!! Story told by a father. I had to take...
How to tell when a hamster is a male

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:rotfl: :rotfl:

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