Published May 19, 2004
A couple drove their car to K-Mart. Their
car broke down in the parking lot. The man told
his wife to go on with the shopping while he fixed
the car there in the lot. The wife returned later
to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from under the chassis. Although the
man was in shorts, they had ridden up his legs, and
his lack of underpants had turned his private parts
into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his
shorts and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and
found herself staring at her husband who was
standing idly by. The poor mechanic under the car
had to have three stitches in his head.
Too funny, and he only neede three stitches........thought that it would have been more.................. :balloons:
ooh my gawd :rotfl:
We had a male CNA that started at our nursing home. He would wear white scrub pants with white boxers that had blue polka dots underneath. The problem was that you could see them at all times! He was quite a large fellow, over 6 ft tall and 300lbs. The staff thought maybe we needed to add "How to dress for work" into our orientation training.
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