Marie's New Car

[FranEMTnurse, CNA, LPN, EMT-I]

Boudreaux decided to buy Marie a new car for her birthday. They

shopped and shopped. Finally, Marie found one she liked. But before signing

the papers, Marie looked at the car one more time.

Suddenly, she bristled and walked away, saying she didn't want the car. She wouldn't even talk about it.

On the way home, Boudreaux said, "Marie, I tot yew liked dat car.

What changed you mind, che? " I don't want any car wit XL on it," Marie answered. "It's bad enuff having dat on my underwear."

[Burnt Out, ASN, RN]

:rotfl: :rotfl:

[nursebedlam]

good one

[Token Male]

You've Got Mail

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mail box. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house.

A little later she came out of her house again went to the mail box and again opened it, slammed it shut again.

Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.

Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"

To which she replied, "There certainly is!"

My stupid computer keeps saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL."